This is for a very dear good friend of mine since we went through a stressful day together hopefully this will lighten your mood. WitchDoctor21 we've been waiting for this LOL
Erulasse is online
Angelica is onlineAngelica: I'm bored
Erulasse: me too
Angelica: ooh I know! Let's get some ale!
Gilmi: did someone say *chugs ale* ALE?
Angelica: I did.
Legolas: up for a drinking game? *smirks*
Erulasse: bring it on! Girls versus boys!
They all ride to the prancing pony as they all sat down at a round table with trays full of ale.
Legolas: first team to get totally intoxicated loses! You have to drink 5 ales each!
Angelica: deal!
They begin to drink slowly well except for Gilmi who got five down in ten minutes. So he continued on.
Gilmi: guys I have to tell you something.
Angelica: ooh what?
Gilmi: I have a secret!
Erulasse: well we all know you got a huge crush on lady galadriel....
Gilmi: I'm dating....
Erulasse: this is getting serious..... O_O
Gilmi: Arwen.
Everyone: WHAT??????
Angelica: he's drunk-
Legolas: he can't be serious can he?
Erulasse: Arawen did break up.....
Everyone: O_O
Gilmi: I'm going to propose to her *pulls out ring*
Angelica: have you da wing?
Erulasse: LOL!
Legolas: O_O your going to propose to Arwen Evanstar?
Gilmi: the one and only! Tomorrow! *chugs more ale very intoxicated*
Angelica: well I think congratulations are in order! Alright Legolas your turn! Tell us one of your biggest secrets!
Legolas: I stole my fathers golden hairbrush so I can be more fabulous than him. *chugs ale and is also very intoxicated*
Legolas/Gilmi: UGHHHHHH *pass out*
Angelica/Erulasse:WE WON! WE WON WE WON! *chug ale*
Sauroman: you know what we should do?
Erulasse: what?
Sauroman: give them a makeover! *pulls out wand and transforms Legolas clothes to more Barbie like and puts on makeup. Gilmi is in a tutu and his hair is in pigtails* you'll thank me later! *poofs away*
The two men suddenly wake up as they freeze seeing there transformation
Thranduil: *pops from the ceiling* looking fabulous leggy! *screenshots* *flies away*
Music comes on to I'm a Barbie girl as legolas begins to sing still very intoxicated
Legolas: I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world! Imagination! Life is your creation! 🎵(does the whole song) Where did Gilmi go?
Angelica: *holding stomach from laughter* he left...
Erulasse: this is so going on elfagram! *screenshots*
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