Aragorn and Arwen 😂😂 (sorry zobro123 it's only for a chapter )
Arwens POV
I woke up to a dark room with a navy blue paint wait what??? Mine was lavender!
I sat up and felt my hair which was no longer smooth but was curly. I looked and saw Aragorns reflection.
I was Aragorn
The question was who was me?
Aragorns POV
I woke up to the smell of beautiful rivendell as I sat up in a night gown... WAIT WHAT??? MEN DONT WEAR DRESSES!!
I ran to the bathroom and saw Arwen. I felt my hair and whipped it back and forth like a fan. Dang I got some long hair! Suddenly a huge piece of hair fell out as I let out a girlish scream.
IM GOING BALD!
I picked up the piece of hair and compared it to her chin length segment and realized that she wore extensions! (😂) I quickly heard a knock as I quickly and perfectly replaced the extension as if nothing happened.
Elrond: Arwen honey? You okay?
Aragorn: yes- just yeah I'm fine.
Elrond: hurry up my daughter we have dancing lessons in an hour!
Aragorn: yes El- father! *makes face*
I quickly opened her closer to find dresses dresses and more dresses. The only pants there were for riding horses and battle and that is not suitable for dancing.
A maid came in as I let out a yelp.
Maid: my lady do you need assistance?
Aragorn: please!
The maid cinched up the corset making it impossible to breathe. Finally slipping on the dress I was almost done.
Maid: don't forget your heels!
Aragorn: HEELS????
Maid: yup a full six inches of them all in gold! 😂
Aragorn: if I have to....
Finally I was done as I inched my way out the door my feet in so much pain.
Elrond: you look beautiful! Shall we begin?
Aragorn: yeah.
Elrond: *effie voice* MANNERS! And capitalize your sentences!
Aragorn: sheesh!
Elrond: what was that?
Aragorn: nothing
Elrond: CAPITALIZE YOUR WORD! We'll have a talk about your behavior later for now let's do the tango!
Aragorn: *pales* (come on aragorn you can do this)
We dance for some time as I land on my face multiple times. Dance hour finally ended as I groaned in relief.
Elrond: Arwen what's the matter with you???
Aragorn: I'm sick of you breathing down my neck and telling me how to dress and how to act. I can make my own choices Thank you very much. And I can date whomever I want. I am a smart independent woman. And I am capable of making the right choices. I love you dad but you need to have some trust in me.
Elrond: GO TO YOUR ROOOM! YOU ARE GROUNDED!
Aragorn: WITH PLEASURE! *throws heels and stomps away in dress*
Aragorn changed into her riding outfit as Elrond stood outside the door.
Elrond: don't let her escape.
Aragorn: *grabs weapons and eleven rope* *climbs out the window and rides on horse to find Arwen*
Guard: SHES ESCAPING!!
Elrond: *caroline Forbes voice* SERIOUSLY????? WELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING STANDING THERE! Go after her! BRING MY DAUGHTER BACK TO ME!!
They finally meet up
Arwen: this is a glorious dayyyy
Aragorn: not for me I had the pleasure of dancing with your dad and my feet hurt so bad and sheesh girl I had no idea! I also stood up for you so you don't have to do those dance lessons anymore
Arwen: *excitedly* REALLY???? Tell me everything!
Aragorn: *tells her everything*
Arwen: *giggling hysterically* THAT IS AWESOME!
Aragorn: no it's not and Arwen?
Arwen: yeah?
Aragorn: you should be a bit more secretive with your extensions.
Arwen: ARAGORN!
Aragorn: well it's true!
Back in Isenguard Sauroman shed tears of laughter and finally lifted the spell off of everyone. Everything was back to normal and they all vowed to never speak of it ever again and that it was their shared secret.
Sauroman: no one will ever know! >D
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