LOTR/Hobbit Chat 2

MILKSHAKE CONTEST 2

Angel Thorin Thranduil Lindir Elrond Fili and Kili are on

Angel: alright! Is everybody ready!?

Everyone: yep!

Angel: and go!

Thranduil and Elronds stand

Little girl: ooh milkshakes! I want one!

Elrond: that will be 5 dollars

Little girl: here! *hands money and drinks it* *gags* what is this poison????

Thranduil: it's the fabulous milkshakes! If you wanna be fabulous you gotta. Eat it!

Lindirs stand

Boy: I want one!

Lindir: two dollars!

Boy: here*takes milkshake* woah dudeeee that's way too much chocolate! *throws up*

Girl: ooh look it's the dwarves milkshakes!

Boy: let's get some!

Fili; 3 dollars each!

Girl/boy: HERE! *drink milkshake* *swallow out of politeness*

Girl: what did you put in here if you don't mind me asking?

Fili: yogurt! Ice cream and chocolate!

Thorin: those ingredients are actually four months old....

Kids; EWWWWE BLEH!

gollums stand

Bofur: ooh let's go see his milkshakes!

Bombur: I'm hungry!

Bofur: your always hungry!

Dealing: oh quit your bickering and let's buy a milkshake!

They all buy it and they begin to drink Gollums milkshakes

Bofur: this is the best milkshake I have ever tasted

Bombur: I'm in heaven

Dealing: should we be concerned what he put in there?

Bofur: ..... Nah......

Gollum sees Dveryone else glaring out of jealousy. He turns on the stereo and begins to do a shimmy dance.

Gollum: MA MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE DWARVES TO THE YARD DANG RIGHT ITS BETTER THAN YOURS! DANG RIGHT ITS BETTER THAN YOURS! 🎵🎵*shimmy dances*

Dealing: here's your money! *hands him a sack of gold*

Angel : GOLLUM IS THE MILKSHAKE KING!