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Getting Thenni ready
Laisdhiel: WAKE UP WAKE UP ITS YO WEDDING DAY! *spreads glitter*
Thenni: HERE COMES THE BRIDE! *sings and dances*
Thranduil: *knocks and pokes head in* who's ready to get hitched???
Thenni: MEEEEEE!
Thranduil: good bc we got 5 minutes until you have to be at the doors-
Thenni: WHAT?
Galadriel: HAVE NO FEAR YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER IS HERE!
Thenni: whew! XD.
Galadriel: ALAKAZAM ALAKAZOO! BIBBIT BOBBIT BOO!
Thranduil: *spreads glitter*
Thenni: *twirls*
Galadriel: *blows glitter off wand* my work here is done.
Thenni: Thank you! *squeals*
Thranduil: all I have to say is that you look absolutely
Both: FABGORGEOUS!
Galadriel: well we must get to the other bride!
Getting Alexistria ready
Angel: *busts open doors and plays Love Never Dies* LOOOOVEEE NEVER DIEEES LOVE WILL CONTINUEEEEE ONCE IT IS IN YOU!
Alexistria: *stands up raises hands* LOOOOVEEEEE ENDUREEEES!
Thranduil: *sniffs and wipes tear* beautiful*
Galadriel: WHOS READY TO GET MARRIED?
Alexistria: MEEEEHHHH IM READEH!
Thranduil: ALAKAZOO ALAKAZAM-
Galadriel: you said it wrong ! It's *goes possessed* ALAKAZAM ALAKAZOOO BIBBITI BOBBITI BOO!
Thranduil: *spreads glitter*
Alexistria: *twirls* I look.... *shocked* like a princess!
Thranduil: *sniffs* I'm so proud of my work.
Galadriel: OUR work.
Thranduil: whatever you say.
At the rivendell wedding scenery.
There were beautiful brown pews lined up with beautiful white lilies. The music started as Thranduil spread glitter while Galadriel spread roses. They quickly walked to the back where the bridesmaids and their escorts walked up the aisle. Girls to the left and boys to the right.
It was time for Thenni to walk down. It was her big moment.
Elrohir: are you ready?
Thenni: *nods*
Elrohir: if he ever breaks your heart. You let me know
Thenni: *laughs* you'll be the first.
Elrohir: *smiling* look up.
Some of the white Lilies began to swirl around Thenni magically and soon they were falling in her hair creating a halo of lilies. In that moment Elladan and Thenni met eyes and it was as if time stood still. She couldn't stop grinning. And Elladan couldn't stop staring at his beautiful bride. They finally reached each other.
Elladan: you look stunning.
Thenni: *excitedly nods*
They turned around as they looked at the next bride Alexistria who's escort was Thranduil.
Alexistria: Thank you for planning the wedding. It's absolutely beautiful.
Thranduil: thank you! I'm so proud of you as your big brother. I couldn't be more proud of who you've become.
Alexistria: *wells with tears* you always b my fabuwous brotha
Thranduil: it's snowing.
Alexistria: it's snowing?
Thranduil: it's snowing.
Alexistria and Elrond met eyes and soon Alexistria was grinning like the Chesire cat.
Elrond: *mouthing* your beautiful *
Alexistria: *mouths* I love you.
Elrond: I love you.
When they were both there Gandalf stood up in his priest robes and putting on his best clergy man voice.
Gandalf: Mawage. Mawage is wat bwings is togetha today. Mawage that bwessed awangement. That dream wifin a dream. And wuv twoo wuv will fowwow you foreva. So treasure your wuv.
Fan girls: *sobbing* ITS SO BEAUTIFUL
Gandalf: ladies. If you will say your parts of the vows...
Girls: I _______ Promise to love, cherish and protect you throughout my days. For better or worse for richer or poor in good times and bad in sickness and in health to death due us part.
Gandalf: gentlemen......
Boys: I___Promise to love cherish and protect you throughout my days. For better or word for richer or poor in good times in bad in sickness and in health to death due us part.
Gandalf: Merry brandybuck and Fool of a took have you da wing ?
Hobbits: *hand ring*
Gandalf: put on dem rings and kiss yo bride! I pronounce you man an wife
Girls: HOLLAAA!
The night was spent dancing taking and laughing over the joyous day.
The end
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