LOTR/Hobbit Chat 2

MECA AWARDS

Ugh I have to rewrite the chapter sigh oh well

Angelica; welcome to the MECA AWARDS! let's begin with our sexiest races! Our sexiest man is no other than ARAGORN!

Aragorn: *puts on shades* sup?

Angelica: our sexiest elf is the one and only LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!

Legolas: *slides down rope shoots orc* HAAY!

Girls: *faint*

Melui: BACK OFF GIRLS HES MINE

Angel: sexiest dwarf is Kili!

Kili: hello lovelies! *blows kiss*

Girls: *sigh*

Bris: HES MINE!

Angel: and sexiest hobbit is MERRY!

Merry: Woohoo!!

Pippin: WHAT? BUT IM HOTTER THAN HE IS!

Angel: well apparently not since he won XD now let's go to the fairest of them all which would be...

Gollum: ME!

Angel: uh..... No the winner is EOWYN!

Eowyn: *sashays and twirls and blows kisses-* HAY!

Angel: and the most powerful would be the one and only lady Galadriel!

Galadriel: BOW BEFORE ME MY SUBJECTS!

Angel: okay...,, moving on. Best dwarf all around is FILI OAKENSHIELD!

Fae: DATS RIGHT PEEPS! APPRECIATE!

Fili: THANKS BABE!

Angel: cutest couple would obviously be-

Crowd: KILIEL!

Angel: XD yeah pretty much....

Kiliel: Thank you for the support!

Angel: best movie for ringers is BOTFA!

Crowd: *sobs*

Angel: moving on... In honor of Christopher Lee Sauroman has been awarded best Villian!

Sauroman: WOOHOO! *breakdances*

Angel: and now for the best elf all around-

Legolas: I HAVE TO PRESENT THIS AWARD!

Angel: but Legolas-

Legolas: shhhhh! *puts finger to lip* let this moment be a glorious moment....

Angel: okay.....

Legolas: this award was supposed to go to me, but someone else deserves this. They have been with me from the beginning showing qualities of leadership compassion kindness and most of all fabulousness. My dad is the best elf all around to me. And I hope I can be like him one day. Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for the best dad all around! THRANNIE!

Thranduil: *struts onstage wearing a neon boa and a purple tutu spreading glitter and modeling* AWW THANKS LEGGY!and as a present for you all you're all getting free shampoo and spray!

Crowd: HOLLA!

Frodo: and the last award I will be handing out myself. This person has shown honesty courage determination and is a hardworking person. He's been with me through the very end. He is the bravest of friends I will ever know. I know he even carried me up to mount doom. Who am I to accept this award when this person deserves it way more than I do? 🎵HE GAVE ME HOPE WHEN HOPE WAS GONE HE GAVE ME STRENGTH TO JOURNEY ON WHOOOOOOO AM I??????!

Crowd: TWO FOUR SIX OH OOOONEE! *goes wild*

Frodo: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE PERSON WHO SPOKE THE GREATEST EORDS IN THE LOTR AND THE PROTAGONIST OF THE YEAR.... SAMWISE THE BRAVE!

Sam: *wells with tears* Thank you Mr. Frodo

Frodo: oh Sam, you earned it. *hugs*

Crowd: AWEE!

Suddenly everyone came down and into the stage. It was very large don't ask how they fit. And they joined on the group hug. The music started as they got in formation. (Media section)

Fangirls: TOGETHER TOGETHER TOGETHER EVERYONE!

Elves: TOGETHER TOGETHER COME ON LETS HAVE SOME FUN!

Dwarves TOGETHER WERE THERE FOR EACHOTHER EVERY TIME!

Hobbits: TOGETHER TOGETHER COME ON LETS DO THIS RIGHT!

Fangirls: WILD CATS SING ALONG YEAH YOU REALLY GOT IT GOING ON WILD CATS IN THE HOUSE EVERYBODY SING IT NOW!

Elves: WILDCATS EVERYWHERE WAVE YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR!

Hobbit: THATS THE WAY WE DO IT LETS GET TO IT TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD!

Everyone: WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER ONCE WE KNOW THAT WE ARE ALL STARS AND WE SEE THAT! WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER AND IT SHOWS WHEN WE STAND IN HAND. MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUUEEEEEE

COME TRUEEEEEEE