LOTR/Hobbit Chat 2

Cleonans date

Angelica is online
Legolas is online

Angelica: pssst! Leggy!

Legolas: *walks over* yes?

Angelica: have you noticed that we have a love sick Lindir in rivendell?

Legolas: ooh yes! This is totally this weeks new gossip!

Angelica: no. It's not.

Legolas: *sigh* fineeeeee I won't make it public.... Yet.

Angelica: okay so all you have to do is tell Lindir to go Spider hunting in mitkwood with Cleonan.. And then BAM! It's love at first sight!

Cleonan/Lindir: *hop down from zip line with Lindirs arm around her waist*

Lindir: what about us??

Legolas: you two love birds are going spider hunting in an hour

Cleonan: WE ARE NOT LOVE BIRDS!

Angelica: you sure about that? *wiggles eyebrows* doesn't look like friends to me.. *points to waist*

Lindir: we were sliding down from a zip line!

Cleonan: there was only one zip line!

Legolas: mhmnnnn. run along now.

*mirkwood forest*

They are strolling looking for spiders. But at the moment there were none.

Lindir: soooo....

Cleonan: sooooo...

Lindir: what if Legolas is right?

Cleonan: about us hunting spiders? Absolutely not. I am much more fabulous than this place.

Lindir: er can I ask you a question?

Cleonan: you just did,

Lindir; can I ask you another question?

Cleonan: you just did XD

Lindir: can I ask several questions?

Cleonan: fire away.

Lindir: are you courting anyone?

Cleonan: nope... Not yet..... *love sigh* but I'm hoping that this handsome elf will ask me out. He is like the best and most gorgeous elf of all of rivendell. He's got these eyes- *twirls romantically* and his hair, like woah! And he's just so- so so-

Lindir: hot?

Cleonan: perfect. But that too. He's absolutely perfect.

Lindir: well I wish you the best of luck then...

Cleonan: what? What are you talking about?

Lindir: I'm leaving because I am jealous. I don't want to here about your perfect boyfriend.

Cleonan: Lindir... *grabs arm* its you. I'm in love with you. Please please tell me you feel the same.

Lindir: *stares* I'm not perfect....

Cleonan:*steps forward* I don't care... I love you just the way you are.

Lindir: I l-

Just the. Spiders rushed down as they drew their swords slaying each and every one of them.

Lindir: i need to ask you something.*sword fights*

Cleonan : we're kind of busy if you haven't noticed...

Lindir: now may be the only time.

Cleonan: alright then.

Lindir: will you be my girlfriend??

Cleonan: YES!

Suddenly a spider came and bit Cleonans leg as she screamed in agony. Lindir paled at the sight of blood lost. He fought for her and soon the spiders were gone.

Lindir: oh my gosh! Cleonan-

Cleonan: how bad is it? *whispers*

Lindir: your going to be fine.. You will make it I swear. But I just wanted to say *kisses* I love you.

Cleonan: *kisses back* I love you.

They made it just in the nick of time. Lindir nursed her back to health and for the rest of there days they were inseparable.

TheNerdFromTheHerd this was for you!