LOTR/Hobbit Chat 2

SWITCHEROO PT2

(Thorin and Thrandy)  😂😂 this is gonna be good....

Thorins POV
I woke up to the beautiful smell of flowers...wait there aren't a lot of flowers in the castle...it smelt very earthly and I can hear the birds singing and the waterfall rushing... I sat up straight as I stare at a mirror and shriek in horror eyes wide with fear.

Thorin: MY BEARD WHERES MY BEARD! AND WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THRANDY! 

The maid comes in and knocks on a door.

Maid: it's time for your treatment!

Thorin: O_O what treatment?

Maid: your hair treatment? The one that prevents you from going bald since you have delicate hair?

Thorin: .... Right.... Carry on...

Thrandys POV

I woke up to hair in my face. I attempt to swat it away but it won't go away. My eyes pop open as I move my hand across my face slowly then faster and soon I sit up and run to the scales

300 pounds (random number just being drastic)

Thrandy: GAAH! *high pitch shriek*.

I ran over to the mirror and saw an image of Thorin. I stuck out my tongue and so did Thorin. I jumped like a monkey and so did Thorin.

Thrandy: GAH!  *runs to scales*

It still said three hundred pounds.

Kili: what's wrong uncle?

Thrandy: I AM FAT AND I AM HAIRY I AM IN A MIDLIFE CRISIS! *jumps up and down*

Kili: uncle stop jumping!

Fili: we can help you get into shape??

Thrandy: yes let's go train!

After many hours of training it was time for wrestling.

Fili: alright Kili it's your turn to wrestle Thorin

They begin to wrestle and Kili kneed Thrandy as he said with his arms out wide.

Thrandy: I HAVE THE BALLS OF STONE!

Kili: owieeeee *holds knee*

Thorin and Thrandy finally meet up.

Thorin: you!

Thrandy: YOU

Thorin: why is that I look thinner?

Thrandy: I've been working off that 300 pounds that you've been putting on

Thorin: RUDE! And you! I didn't know you were going bald!

Thrandy: who told you!

Thorin: your maid

Thrandy: WRAHH!

Thorin: *stands up tall* you wanna piece of dis?

Thrandy: curse my shortness! ITS ON BROTHA FROM ANOTHER MOTHA IM GONNA GET A WAX TREATMENT!

Thorin: NOT UNTIL I SHAVE YOUR HEAD OFF COMPLETELY

They both finish with Thorins body having no chest hair and no beard. Thrandy is completely bald and has on horrible clothes.

Thrandy: *shrieks* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Thorin: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????

Angel: I dunno I like it. You look hot either way.

Thorin: thanks babe. BUT I WANT MY BEARD BACK!

To be continued