LOTR/Hobbit Chat 2

Ferinyas date

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Ferinya and Bard are online

Ferinya: are you ready for our day together?

Bard:: I don't care as long as I get to spend time with you.

Ferinya: aww your sweet! <3

Bard: so what are we doing today?

Ferinya: we are gonna hunt down Alfrid! And we are gonna make him pay! He stole jewelry from a poor woman and is hiding somewhere.

Alfrid: here I am! *creepy smile* care for some jewelry?

Bard: EY DATS MY GIRLFRIEND YOU CREEPER!

Ferinya: ATTACKKK!!!

They began to chase him all over laketown until he finally fell in a boat. He quickly untied the rope as the couple quickly jumped in.

Alfrid: looks like it's just us....*smiles creepily at Ferinya*

Bard: *growls* if you ever lay a finger-

Tauriel: *pops out from the barrel and grabs oar* I got dis.

Alfrid: *screams* ITS THE SHE WITCH AGAIN!

Ferinya: normally she would quote a line from Princess bride saying I'm not a witch! I'm your wife! But due to the first date it might have changed under circumstances...

Tauriel: *whacks him* Don't. You. Ever. Steal from people. Again.

Ferinya: mind if I join you? *whacks Alfrid* You creeper! Bard you wanna have a go?

Bard: nah... I'll get him when he wakes...... So do you think this is a decent punishment?

Tauriel/Ferinya: NO!

Bard: well what do you suggest?

Tauriel: *evil laugh*

Ferinya: *evil laugh* we make him fabulous!!

Three hours later Alfrid wakes up on the docks in a poofy pink dress

Alfrid: WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!

Bard: *smirks* your punishment...

Alfrid: WHY YOU! *accidentally knocks Ferinya in the water* O_O crap....

Bard: *throws Alfrid in the water* *saves Ferinya and drags her to shore*

Bard: my love! Wake up! *does CPR* WAKE UP!!!

Ferinya: *coughs up water* h-hey.....

Bard: are you alright? *holds waist*

Ferinya: that was...

Bard: horrible?

Ferinya: THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!

Bard: really?

Ferinya: really. Did you get Alfrid back?

Bard: more than you can guess. I'm so glad your alright...

Ferinya: I'm alright if your alright...

Bard: you scared the crap out of me... I don't want to ever lose you... Ever...

The sun was setting as Shadowfax appeared

Bard: my lady?

Ferinya: how did you know?

Bard: I aim to please

Ferinya: *kisses* thanks for everything

Both ride into the sunset.