LOTR/Hobbit Chat 2

SWITCHEROO PART 5

(Legolas and Tauriel) (leggys gf sorry about this but I had to do it. Yall are still dating :))

Legolas POV

I woke up to the scent of waterfall. My room is supposed to smell like flowers!

I whipped my hair as I see a mane of red and a reflection of Tauriel.  No this couldn't be happening!

Suddenly a large spider crept down from the mirror as I let out a shriek.

Legolas: KILL IT KILL THE BEAST! *hides on bed*

Tauriels POV

I woke up to someone fanning me as I turned and saw silver blonde hair Legolas's hair.

"Good morning your highness" a maid spoke "ready for your treatment?"

I nodded bewildered but also thrilled. "Carry on"

I could get used to this.

They meet up

Legolas: YOU!

Tauriel: HAY! *flips hair*

Legolas: do you know how many orders I have taken from the guard do this Tauriel and do this!

Tauriel: I had the most wonderful morning! I got a full body massage, a mani pedi and a facial and hair treatment not to mention i went in your jacuzzi....

Legolas: TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SPA DAY FOR ME AND NOW IVE BEEN TAKING ORDERS ALL DAY!

Tauriel: oh wa wah it's good for you to do some community service.

Thrandy approaches with a brunette elf as Legolas hides behind Tauriel. They're bodies are still swapped FYI

Legolas: quick pretend we're dating!

Tauriel: WHAT??? Noooo!

Legolas: please I'm begging you! I don't want to court this girl! Thrandy thinks she's good for marriage!

Tauriel: MARRIAGE?? My answer is still no.

Legolas: please I'll do anything!

Tauriel: *smirks* anything?

Legolas: yes shall we shake on it?

Tauriel: yeah.

Legolas: *spits and shakes hand*

Tauriel: ewwww!

Legolas: smile smile smile! *puts arm around Tauriel as she does the same*

Thrandy: Legolas meet your future wife Maria.

Tauriel: uh.... Hi?

Thrandy: *effie voice* manners!

Tauriel: how do you do?

Maria: good. *pigs on candy. Has chocolate all over her mouth. * wanna make out?

Tauriel: *gags* no.

Maria: why not? I'm a good kisser!

Legolas: awkward

Tauriel: one. You have stuff all over your mouth. Two I don't like you. And three I'm with Leg-Tauriel.

Legolas: MHMNNNNN! *z snaps*

Maria: NO YOU ARE MY HUSBAND MINE AND FOREVER!

Tauriel: *gulp*

Tauriel and Legolas run away until there hiding in the bushes. Suddenly they break out into song

Tauriel: 🎵how do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Maria?

Legolas: a fibberyijibbet a will of a wisp a clown!🎵

Tauriel: when I'm with her I'm confused out of focus and bemused and I don't exactly know where I am unpredictable as weather she's as flighty as a feather she's a darling 🎵

Legolas: she's a demon 🎵

Tauriel: she's a lamb..... 🎵

Legolas: she's out pester a pest drive a hornet from its best she's gentle she is wild! 🎵

Tauriel: she's a riddle she's a child 🎵

Legolas: she's a headache she's an angel 🎵

Tauriel: SHES A GURLLLLL🎵🎵

Tauriel: oh come Legolas she can't be that bad?

Legolas: I've had my life flash before my eyes because of her.

Tauriel: in... A good way?

Legolas: never mind we should probably leave before she' finds us.

Maria: *has rope and a knife grinning evilly* BOO!

Legolas: *screams* SEE YA SUCKERS! *sprints away*

Tauriel: DONT LEAVE ME! *hyperventilating*

Maria: *ties her up* mineeeee my own my preciousssss