The days went by as Sauroman sat on his thine looking through his crystal ball and laughing with amusement and triumph. Arwen and Gimli were two love birds as Elrond shadowed disapprovingly. Finally Elrond had enough and decided to travel to Erebor where hopefully he could seek council will Thorin Oakenshield.
Thorin: welcome to Erebor.
Elrond: thank you. I need to speak a matter of urgency with you. It's about Gimli son of Gloin.
Thorin: he is a fine dwarf... Although he is acting strange....
Elrond: he's fallen in love with my daughter.
Thorin: WHAT???????? The only time it happened was with Kiliel! I prefer Bris by the way... (Or whoever has kili)
Elrond: you need to have a talk with him... Dwarf to dwarf... Change his mind...
Thorin: yes it would be weird if we were... Related.
Elrond: THEY WILL NOT GET MARRIED!
Thorin: agreed. I'll talk to him. While you talk to her.
They split ways as Elrond made his way back to Rivendell.
At Erebor
Thorin: so how have you been Gimli?
Gimli: oh fantastic! Absolutely AMAZEBALLS!
Thorin: please tell me you haven't been hanging with Thranduil.....
Gimli: he's my new BFF. he even got me a makeover!
Thorin: HE SHAVED YOUR BEARD! GIMLI SON OF GLOIN A BEARD IS ONE OF MANY THINGS THAT REPRESENTS A DWARF!
Gimli: i look rather dashing actually!
Thorin: ugh never mind, so any love interests?
Gimli: oh yes! Arwen Evanstar! *babbles on for hours*
Thorin: O_O it appears your quite serious about this girl....
Gimli: oh yes! I'm gonna propose!
Thorin: WHAT????? How long have you been together??
Gimli: about a day... *love sick sigh*
Thorin: you can't marry someone after you just met!
Gimli: why wait when it's true love??
Thorin: ITS. NOT- *sighs and closes eyes and counts to 10* I hate to say it but you two cannot be. You are a dwarf she is an elf. We have a mutual friendship with the elves when it comes to war. That's it.
Gilmi: but kili-
Thorin: found his true love after he let Tauriel go. As many authors say, if you love someone let them go. To give them there best shot. And if your meant to be, you'll find one another.
Gimli: that was so poetic. *sniffs*
Thorin: I know. *pats* you belong with the dwarves Gimli.
Gimli: I know... I guess I'll tell her bye then..:
Thorin: that's a good lad. *pats on the back* off you go.
After he leaves Thorin takes out his walkie talkie.
Thorin: I think it worked.
Elrond: WOOHOO! We shall see soon enough!
As Gimli thought it all over while he had the drinking competition. He had made his mind once he was sober he would tell her.
He reached the gates of rivendell as he was escorted to Arwens door. He knocked gently as Arwen sleepily opened the door.
Arwen: Gimli.... What are you doing at this hour?
Gimli: I'm coming to propose to you. Thorin Oakenshield tried to talk me out of seeing you anymore but I made up my mind. True love cannot stop us. So Arwen Evanstar will you marry me?
Arwen: YES OMG! Let's get married tomorrow at sunset!
Gimli: okay! *slips on her ring*
Arwen: where did you get such a ring?Gimli: I made it from my super dwarf powers! XD
while they were conversing Elladan and Elrohir ran off to tell Elrond. The news.
Elrond: SHES WHAT?????
Elladan: papi......
Elrohir: pops it has to be the force of sauron!
Angelica: *slides down on rope dressed in spy gear.* never fear! I will save the day!
Elrond: oh thank the stars!
Elladan: times ticking you got till tomorrow evening at sunset.
Angelica whistled for her horse as a white stallion approached. She epically hopped on as she went to go look for The Doctor.
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