LOTR/Hobbit Chat 2

Sam gets a date

This is for my good friend samwise_gamgee be you need a date for the masquerade.

Angel: alright it's time to pick a bachelorette to go with you to the ball!

Sam: I'm not sure about this.... Can I take a potatoe instead?

Angel: absolutely not! It is my duty as a friend and matchmaker to find you a beautiful girl for the ball.

Sam: will there be potatoes?

Angel: potato chips?

Ori: did somebody say chips? Have we got any?

Angel: here! *tosses bag* now it's time for the bachelorette to come on out!

Rosie sherla and Barbie all walk out

Angel: bachelorette #1 give us a biography!

Sherla: haaaay *chews gum obnoxiously* I'm sherla

Angel: anything else?

Sherla: I LOVE SPARKLES! AND IM SUPER FABULOUS!

Thranduil: *runs on stage and spreads glitter* DID SOMEONE SAY FABULOUS??

Sherla: *squeals* MEEEEEE

Sam: alright well... NEXT!

Barbie: *too perky* hi hi it's so nice to finally meet you!

Sam: you-

Barbie: so I'm Barbie like the doll I'm gorgeous hot and I always have to have my extra wardrobe. I need money for shopping can you give me that?

Angel: no but thorin can! XD

Barbie: WOAH! And what is with your feet! You have like hair all over! Shave it off!

Angel: HAY DONT YOU YELL AT MY SAM! *throws food at her*

Sam:-

Barbie: so any more questions?

Sam: do you like potatoes?

Barbie: ew I eat salad! Potatoes are horrible!

Angel: I'll show you a potato! *throws potatoes at her*

Sam: *sigh* next?

Rosie: *comes out shyly* Hi...

Sam: hi! What's your name? O_O

Rosie: I'm rosie cotton!

Sam: so tell me about yourself.

Rosie: well I like to garden, I love the shire and most of all I love Potatoes!

Sam: ARE YOU BEING LEGIT? O_O

Rosie: of course! I have potato salad, potato chips, mashed potatoes, Ya know boil em mash em stick them in a stew?

Angel: oh my gosh she's perfect!

Sam: indeed. So uh Rosie would you like to go to the Shire masquerade ball with me?

Rosie: will potatoes be there?

Angel: of course!

Rosie: then yes

Angel: *whispers* shipping it! WISEROSE!

Sam: let me give you a tour of my garden and perhaps we can eat some mashed potatoes.....

Rosie: *links arms* that would be lovely

The end