LOTR/Hobbit Chat 2

Gandalf and Rosie go fly an airplane

Sam is now Rosie aka samwise_gamgee

Gandalf and Rosie are online

Gandalf: I'm off to see Elrond. *walks towards eagles*

Rosie: no you are not! We're gonna go on airplane!

Gandalf: *examines it* what sorcery is this?

Rosie: it's called modern technology. Now hop in Thrandy is driving.

Gandalf: *does the sign of cross* I hope we make it out alive

Thrandy is sitting in a pink and purple sparkly  jet as Rosie and Gandalf froze.

Rosie: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea-

Gandalf: oh no you don't! Your coming with me! *drags*

Thrandy: welcome to fabulous airlines- *jerks forward* it is recommended that- *jerks again* strap in. *jerks again* please enjoy your flight.

Rosie: oh god

Gandalf: we're all gonna die.

They go up jerkily in the air as they go high in the air and Thrandy pales

Rosie: what is it?

Thrandy: I'm not sure how to get down.

Gandalf: well how do you think you go down?

Thrandy: like this*makes the airplane go straight down like a bullet.*

Rosie/Gandalf: GAAHHHH

Gandalf: STOP STOP MAKE IT STOP! I WANT MY MOMMY ! *cries*

Thrandy: *tries to brake* ITS BROKEN! THE BRAKES ARE BROKEN

Rosie: YOUR A WIZARD GANDALF DO SOMETHING!

Gandalf: I CANT EXACTLY CONCENTRATE WHEN. IM IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS!

Rosie: we have to jump!

Thrandy: we don't have any parachutes

Rosie/Gandalf: WHAT!

Thrandy: well not for all of us! There's only one!

Gandalf: *puts it on* SEE YA WOULDNT WANNA BE YA! *jumps out*

Rosie: oh no he didn't! *Jumps onto Gandalf*

Thrandy: IM COMING TOO! *puts on sparkly parachute* Gotta remain fabulous! *flips hair and takes a selfie* *jumps out*

At the bottom Gandalf and Rosie landed in bushes and Thrandy landed softly.

Elrond: I trust your trip was successful?

Rosie/Gandalf: NO!