Warning: This chapter contains Violence, Old Time Slapstick Comedy, and three men who seem to bring things crashing down. You have been warned. [Piano Crashes down] Ya see what I mean?!
And as a heads up, I'm planning this as a tribute to the three stooges who brought many humor to those of the past and even to me and others in the present
(Disclaimer: I own nothing from the three stooges which was first created by Columbia Pictures way back then)
(Y/N) POV
After I went my separate way from the CPUs and Scouts, I'd thought I'd try to relax somewhere else to get my mind off of this R-rated hell of an Island
But almost everywhere I went, there were more and more girls with little on who were eyeballing me like I was eye candy
(Y/N) Mind: Sigh, It's like Men are an endangered species here...
After I reached what looked like a plaza I sat down hoping to have some peace and quiet
But to my surprise, I heard the voices of males at last
???3: 90% off! All our treats folks!
???2: We got chocolate, vanilla, strawberry. No reasonable offer will be refused!
???: It's remarkable, it's refreshing, even a goddess won't be refusing!
(Y/N) Mind: May not be quiet, but at least there's males at last...
I then walk over to what looked like a bicycle with a cooler built on it like back in the older years of earth
(Y/N): Hey I'll take a Vanilla
???: Right-o kid
???3: I tell you it's remarkable, it's refreshing...
One of the men then opened it only to pull out a melted Ice cream bar
???3: NGHAAAAaAAAAaA! It's repulsive!
The first man then gained a sour face as he stared coldly at this partners
???: You bonehead, you forgot the ice again!
The man then slapped his bald headed partner as I was starting to get confused
(Y/N): ??? Say what is this? I thought R-18 Island had professional workers
???2: Sorry about that sir. You see it's our first day working on this island
???3: What island? [Slap from ???] DOAH! Look at the island
(Y/N): ??? Are you three usually like this?
???: With these chowder heads, it's usually a daily basis
???3: Hey wait a minute!
??? (Slapping ???3): Shat up!
???2: Hey that's my pal!
??? (Slapping ???2): And there's for the pal!
It was at this point I suddenly bursted out in laugher
Much to the men's surprise
(Y/N): I'm sorry, you're just a riot... I'd don't think I've seen more funny men anywhere in this world
???: Well if that's all it takes kid, you'll fall over after hanging with these clowns all day...
???3: I'm just a victim of circumstance [Slap from ???] DOAH! HMMMMMM!
I kept laughing until eventually I managed to calm down and looked back to them
(Y/N) (Calming down from Laughing): Heh heh, who are you guys anyway?
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