🥤Heathers in a nutshell🍬

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Gina: I'm Veronica and I'm soooooooooooooo totally edgy and relatable 

Bowie: I'm bad guy one who turns out to be really nice 

Nichelle: I'm bad guy two who turns out to be a total bitch you're gonna hope dies in the end, until I get kissed by the main character 

Julia: And I'm the almighty whos supposed 2 b a real bitch, but ur gonna end up loving me 

Julia: (Coz I'm memable) 

Chase: I'm r@pist 1 

Caleb: I'm r@pist 2 

Emma: and I'm the steryotypical childhood best friend who's totally going to tug at your heartstrings later

MK: And I'm the incredibly dreamy love interest that everyone falls for even after they learn I'm psychotic and even homicidal. 

Priya: And I'm a hippy. 

Gina: hey, let me be your friend 

Julia: sure. 

Bowie: wait, what? 

Nichelle: *Vomit* 

Julia: Grow up heather, bulimia is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 87 

Gina: This is a fun group. 

Julia: hey, go give r@pist 1 this note thats tooootally gonna embarras your best friend. 

Gina: Tf is wrong with you bitch? 

Julia: *period joke* 

Gina: Bitch, you need a hearing aid? 

Nichelle: This is the best song in the musicaaaaal 

Bowie: Even though it was ruined by riverdaaaaaale 

Gina: Oh fuck, she's got the note. 

MK: *Random wisdom shit* 

Chase: We're the r@pists and we don't like u. 

MK: K 

MK: *Beats the living fuck out of them.* 

Gina: Ohmygod,IthinkI'minlove 

MK: Slushies and depression. Which somehow makes me even more attractive. 

Bowie: Ryan McCartan's voice in this scene tho, jjbuyvv 

Caleb: Hey, come party with r@pists! 

Gina: Wow, it's just like Robin Thicke in the blurred line music video. 

Bowie: pretty much, yeah 

Gina: I don't wanna be part of your clique anymore 

Julia: bitch, fite me 

Gina: *Vomit* 

Julia: OH YOU SON OF A BITCH- 

Gina: Well. Since I'm going to do thw high school equivalent of dying tommorrow... 

Gina: Dreamy guy! 

Gina: Let's fuck! 

MK: I'm down. 

Gina: Heather, im sorry 

Julia: bitch, make me a hangover cure 

MK: I vote drain cleaner 

Gina: dont be a dick, that'd kill her 

MK: Thus curing her hangoverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 

Julia: ur still dead to me, bitch 

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