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🌮MK and Alex being random as fuck📖

Alex: I'm Alex. I have a guitar.
MK: I'm MK. I have a people opener.

Alex: So what's for dinner?
MK: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Alex: ...
Alex: Is it soup?
MK: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Alex: Please, enough with the soup puns!
MK: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Alex: STOP!
*one hour later*
Alex: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

Alex laying in bed: Get out of my room.
MK, standing just outside of the door frame: I'm not in your room.

Alex: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
MK: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Alex:
Alex: What?
MK: I need to feed my Neopets!

Alex, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.
MK, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller.
MK, now looking directly at Alex: Go fuck yourself.

MK: *Running from Scarlett after pushing Alex down the stairs.* Um, I just got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down

Alex: could you take your feet off the table?
MK: *Scoff* ok boomer
Alex: you're literally older than me.

Alex: What's your birth stone?
MK: Crystal meth. 

Alex: *Draws circle on the ground around himself.* MK! Look! I drew a pentagram!
MK: a pentagram needs a star in the middle.
Alex: *Offended* Bitch, I am the star.  

MK: Hey, wanna talk to god?
Alex: God is dead. God remains dead. We have killed him.
MK:
Alex: *Gripping her shoulders.* Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent?
MK: I was just trying to sell you drugs, but now you've made it weird.

Alex: *To the tune of Final Countdown* IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
MK: *Off key kazoo* 

Alex: If you had five dollars and I asked for three, how many would you have?
MK: Five dollars.

Alex: *Lying on the couch* Are you an 'arrr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
MK: *Lying on the carpet* I'm an 'I don't fucking care if the movie isn't released' pirate.

Alex: MK, you look deep in thought. What's wrong?
MK: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it's like to lick it? Even if you've never touched it before?
Alex: I'm never asking you anything ever again. 

Alex: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
MK: That's why I own TEN guns.
MK: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

MK: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Alex: The afterlife, I guess.

MK to Alex: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

MK: That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Alex: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
MK: I like the way you think.

Alex: MK? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.
MK: I'll stop twice on the way back.

Alex: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
MK : You're right, Alex.. Violence can't be the answer.
Alex: Correct, MK . Now, on to the next lesso-
MK : Violence is the question.
MK : And the answer is yes!
Alex: MK, no!!

Alex: *When Scarlett got kicked out of Pahkitew.* I blame myself...
MK: You can't keep blaming yourself! Just blame yourself once, and move on!

MK: How would you like your coffee?
Alex: As dark as my soul.
MK: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!