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❌ We don't talk about all stars. A bad parody by Chinchilla ⭐

Hi. This is a bad parody I wrote last year. I changed a few names around, and hopefully it isn't to cringy. 

Scarlett: we don't talk about all stars, no, no, NO! WE DONT TALK ABOUT ALL STARS! 

Scarlett: BUT! It was episode one 

Alex: it was episode one 

Scarlett: we got thrown out a plane, we fell through the clouds in the sky 

Alex: all of the clouds in the sky 

Scarlett: Chris walked right in, with the stupidest grin 

Alex: he needs therapyyyy 

Zoey: you telling this story or am I? 

Alex: sorry darling, go onnnnnnnnn 

Scarlett: Chris says time to start the game 

Alex: it wasn't original 

Scarlett: diving into shark filled waters 

Alex: almost ended up in hospital 

Scarlett: Sierra made a tidal wave! 

Alex: THAT GIRL TERRIFIES US ALL!  

Scarlett: WE DONT TALK ABOUT ALL STARS NO NO NO 

Alex and Scarlett: WE DONT ALK ABOUT ALL STAAAAARS 

Courtney: Hey! Grew to live in fear of Gwen trying to kill me. Even though she said she wasn't trying to kill me. 

Noah: just kiss already. we all you you want to 

Gwen: SH 

Courtney: SH 

Gwen and Courtney: SHHHHHH 

Courtney: fuck off Noah, nobody likes you. That's why you weren't on that season 

Noah: my massive fanbase really says otherwise 

Geoff: chill out guys 

Izzy: SEASON FIVE WAS TRASH! NOT EVEN WORTH THE CASH! I'D PICK SIX OVER FIVE FASTER THAN THE FLASH! 

Izzy: WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY, IS SEASON FIVE IS CRAP! 

LeShawna: You need to chill on the caps girl 

MK: yes 

Gina: you 

Bowie: Do 

LeShawna, MK, Gina and Bowie: You need to chill on the caps giiiiiirl! 

Duncan: I told Zoey that mike was Mal. did she believe me? no! 

Zoey: Soooooorry 

Owen: Mike was really a guy called Mal 

Owen: who's nobody's pal 

Heather: at least I had a full head of hair 

Gwen: Or was it a wiiiiig? 

Heather: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP! 

Trent: we all know that Gwen should have woooooon 

Alex: Alejandro and Heather finally got together 

Alex: The best ship was finally real 

Noah: But then they broke up, because Alejandro just HAD to go act like an eel 🙄 🙄 🙄 

Mike: It was so very, very sad 

Courtney: by the end, all my 'friends' hated me 

Courtney: i didn't make the final three 

Courtney: what was the point of going? 

Dawn: Courtney! 

Dawn: You and Gwen should really get together! 

Courtney: shut up Daaaaaaaaaaaawn! 

Scarlett: um all stars? 

Alex: who's idea was all stars? 

Duncan: WHO THE FUCK MADE ALL STARS?! 

Eva: I'LL KICK THE ASS OF WHO INVENTED ALL STARS! 

Alex: ALEHEATHER'S MY FAVEOURITE SHIP! 

Gina: SCARLEX IS BETTERRRRRR 

Cameron: random voices overlapping which would be incredibly hard to type 

All: DONT TALK ABOUT ALL STARS 

Scarlett: WHO THE FUCK WOULD LIKE ALL STARS? 

All: WE ARE BURNING DOWN ALL STARS! 

Scarlett: ALONG WITH ANYONE WHO LIKES ALL STAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS! 

This is so bad, please help me. 

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