TD23 Group chat

🫥 Q u o t e s 🦚

Alex: You're my bestie, I would do anything for you.
Gina: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Alex: Absolutely not.

Eric: female privilege is getting to claim you have a headache to skip out on sex with your boyfriend
Gina: female oppression is having to fake a physical illness because men won't take a fucking 'no' for an answer. Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppression.
MK: *Ultimate hype woman* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! FUCKING OWNED! YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON! YOUR GONNA NEED LIKE, TEN OF THOSE WEIRD AF BASKETBALL JERSEYS TO COVER THAT SHAME! OH MY GOD! FUCKING HELL, GET ROASTED! 

Gina: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Scarlett: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

MK: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.

Gina: there are three ways to deal with heartbreak!
Scarlett: I'm gonna kill him.
MK: I'm gonna kill her.
Alex: I'm gonna kill myself

MK: she's married.
Scarlett: I see-
MK: She's married to a british officer.
Scarlett: No me diga
Alex: *Yelling from across the house* WRONG SONG SCAR!
Gina: YOU WERE CLOSE THOUGH!

Scarlett: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
MK: What changed your mind?
Scarlett: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.

Scarlett: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

Gina: You're such a dumbass (affectionate).
MK: Aww, you're such a whore (complimentary).
Alex: How are you talking like that in real life?
MK: Witchcraft (derogatory).

Gina: Hi Lydia! Get your ass in the car. So, what'd you get grounded for this time?
Gina: Are you kidding me? Alex and Scar are insane. I did way worse shit than that as a kid. Zero fucks were given
Gina: Anyway, that's why I'm here, ok? *Laughs* We're sneaking out.
Gina: Alex's at rehearsals, Scar's at work, gives us time to go to the mall, go shopping, get boba, get wine!
Gina: That's not legal? What are you talking about? How old are you?
Gina: you're fourteen?!
Gina: Eh. Fourteen rounds to twenty-one if you try hard enough!
Gina: anyway, you look so pretty!
Gina: I think about it everyday. You could be a model, I swear.
Gina: You could be more famous than that Kendall Kardashian!
Gina: what do you mean her name's Kendall Jenner?
Gina: You want some of my vodka?
Gina: No?
Gina: Ok.
Gina: Hey, don't tell your mother anything I've been saying, or I swear to god-

Alex: Why are you doing this?
Gina: Same reason I do everything, Alex. To get somebody to like me.

Gina: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself.
Alex: I've been prepared for that my entire life.
Gina:
Alex: Or something mean about you.

Alex: k, I'm not gay, but Daveed Diggs is freaking SEXY
Later
Gina: k, I'm gay, but Daveed Diggs is freaking SEXY

*Based on an actual interaction I had with one of my siblings*
Gina: Jeez. Mum's really setting us 'daily expectations'?
Alex: seems like it. how long do you think it'll take for her to give up on it?
Gina: maybe two weeks?
Alex: hm... she seemed like she really thought it would make the house a more civil and a better functioning place. Maybe three.

MK: But who gets which pencil?
Scarlett: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Alex gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.