TD23 Group chat

🥪What really happened in Say No To This🫦

The gay bitches group chat (With dirty stuff) (MK, Gina, Bowie)

Gina: I wish I could say that was the last time

Gina: I said that last time, it became a pastime

MK: *John Laurence walks into the room with food for himself and Alexander. He sees that Alexander isn't actually gay and throws the food at him then runs away sobbing*

Gina: wait! No! *Chases after him* Stay!

MK: no.

Gian: *says it like maria Reynolds.* StayYyYyYyYy?

MK: i'm telling your fucking wife

Gina: but...

Gina: you're my wife John

Gina: food you made is really good, btw

MK: we're done!

Gina: But you know I had already dumped Eliza!

MK: so it's ok to cheat on ME with maria!?

Gina: *Takes his hand (itss quiet uptown)* I'm sorry. I'm a man whore.

Gina: she's just one of the hottest people in Broadway history

MK: IT TOOK ME FOUR HOURS TO MAKE YOU THAT PB&J!

MK: I EVEN CUT THE CRUSTS OFF AN ALL THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Gina: *eats a bit off the floor* it's really good

MK: dude, did you just eat off the floor?

Gina: stfu.

Gina: anyway

Gina: Imma be honest.

MK: yes?

Gina: *Looks him in the eyes all serious*

MK: 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Gina: I'm not actually gay, I'm...

Gina: bi

MK: I knew I should have gone with Burr

Gina: he's homophobic

MK: lmao, I know something you don't 😈

Gina: John... you... cheated on me? Before the Maria thing?

MK: no.

MK: I just know things

MK: he hit on me like, nine times.

MK: but we didn't do anything

MK: Coz I'm not a man whore like you!

Gina: *Nods and realizes that his entire life has been a lie*

Gina: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have fucked that hot af piece of ass called Maria Reynolds

Bowie: *Maria walks up* are yall done, cause Alexander and I were doing something

MK: *Gasp*

Gina: MARIA, THIS IS NOT THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!

MK: Omg, you're turning her down? For me? 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥹 🥹 🥹

Gina: of course baby girl

Bowie: *Maria kicks him in the balls and runs away* I HOPE YOUR KIDS GET SHOT IN THE RIBS!!!!!!!

Gina: *Exaggerated pained noises*

MK: Babe, you kinda did deserve that

Gina: that is sorta true

Bowie: *maria yelling from a window* COZ YOU'RE A MAN WHORE!!!!!!!

Gina: also true

MK: K, let's make more sandwiches *Helps him up*

Gina: kk

MK: *Both skip away singing HELPESsSsSsSsSsS*

Gina: the end

word count: 439 

also, my friend/ wife told me I do a good Maria Reynolds impression, so that was nice of her.