🔪There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?👻

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MK: whod be most likely to survive a horror movie?

Damien: *Who'd, and for sure Axel

Axel: hell yeah

MK: Least likely?

Gina: either me, damien, Nichelle or Bowie.

Nichelle: hey!

Gina: also, remind me to cancel my netflix in a month.

MK: i get Nichelle and Damien, but why would you and Bowie die?

Bowie: because in a horror movie, if youre black, your dead.

Gina: exactly

Damien: *you're

Axel: yeah, but Get Out!

Gina: that's only because they protagonist's black.

MK: I feel like Emma and julia would die too

Emma: hey!

MK: what're the rules of a horror movie?

Emma: ...

Gina: Rule 1 Never have sex. Rule 2 Never drink or do drugs. Rule 3 Never ever say, 'I'll be right back'

Emma: I could follow that!!!!!

Gina: how do you survive a sequel?

Emma: i dont know

Axel: The body count is always higher, death scenes are always much more elaborate, with more blood and carnage, never, ever, under any circumstances assume the killer is dead.

MK: and never ever ever ever EVER, run back to see if they're alive when you runnign away

Gina: Just book it out of there.

Lauren: rules of a final movie in the trilogy???????????????????????????????????????????

Emma: idfk

MK: Killer is superhuman, so don't try and kill them, just get the fuck out of there

Lauren: Anyone, including the main character, can die

Gina: The past will come back to bite you in the ass

Emma: i could follow that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Axel: and one of the most important rules, NEVER YELL OUT 'WHO'S THERE?'

Emma: uhhhhhhhhh, why?

Gina: don't you watch scary movies?

MK: It's a death wish.

Lauren: you might as well come out to investigate the strange noise.

Emma: OK

Emma: FINE

Emma: I'LL DIE!

Lauren: yay

Emma: fucl you all

Emma in offline

Damien: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nichelle: tf was that?

Bowie: I really have no idea.

Lauren: w h a t ' s y o u r f a v o r i t e s c a r y m o v i e ?

MK: oh shit

Lauren: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Axel: ok, so she's ghost face now?

Nichelle: uhhhhhhhh, w@s a ghost face?

Gina:

Nichelle: that looks like a costume you could buy from any party store during october

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Nichelle: that looks like a costume you could buy from any party store during october

Lauren: that's the beauty of it.

Lauren: anyone could get the costume.

Lauren: So anyone could be the killer.

Lauren is offline

MK: I'm locking my doors.

Gina: yeah.





























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