Damien:
Julia: Oh no! Not the french!
MK: Anything but the french!
Bowie: b o n j o u r
Julia: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MK: Spine is fractured or something, idfk
Gina: EVERYONEGIVEITUPFORAMERICA'SFAVORITEFIGHTINGFRENCHMAN
Julia: died
Raj: DAVEED DIGGS IS DEAD?????????????????????????
Bowie: thankfully not
Julia: ngl, he's the hottest man alive
MK: ...
MK: what the fuck?
Gina: she was right about something???
Bowie: wtf????????????????????
Millie: I was on the r/menwritingwomen reddit
Priya: oh god...
caleb: yeah?
Gina: arrogant piece of shit
MK: I wanna put the shitty male writers in a saw trap
Gina: Hello male writer. Before you is a typewriter. You have one day to write a novella with a woman as a protagonist without describing her tits. The timer begins now.
MK: or you'll die
Lauren: your be BURNED INA PILE OF YOUR SHITTY BOOKS
Gina: "I'm not like other girls" she said, golden skin shimmering in the summer sun.
And she wasn't.
She was a rotisserie chicken that I bought, took outside and performed a small skit with before sobbing loudly and shoveling potato chips into my mouth until I choked to death and died from dying, the end.Emma: amazing. 10/10
Wayne: "choked to death and died from dying" lol
Millie: here's something from the reddit thing
Millie:
Priya: It do be like that
Nichelle: We need to make something between night owl and early bird.
Gina: like a penguin with a healthy sleep scheduale
Damien: *schedule
Gina: I'm bad at spelling, fuck off.
MK: I'm a permanently exhausted pigeon
Gina:
Priya: Is the chicken ok? Also, what is it doing there and why is in a pot?
Gina: no, it needs a break from people (Relatable), there were plans to eat it
Priya: poor chicken
Caleb: it's a bird.
Gina: the fool
Priya: he will never understand
Mille: I found out why Jesus hasn't come back or whatever christians think he'll do
Bowie: can't wake the cat up
Gina: how did we get to this?
Priya: changing the subject a shit ton of times
Nichelle:
Gina: Jonathon Groff is an icon
Bowie: Lin has KISSED HIM TWICE, AND called him CUTE
Damien: aren't they both married?
Gina: my friend Atlas is very sad about that
Bowie: he's a simp for the entire hamil-cast ngl
Gina: yeah
MK: my cousin's watching Bluey
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