🏳️‍⚧️ #FreeRobux ✈️

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Julia: I'm on a plane waiting to take off and the five year old looking boy in front of me stood up in his seat and yelled 'If this plane crashes I'm only letting you use the emergency door if you pay five bucks' (he's in a row with the emergency exit.)

MK: Legend.

Bowie: tell him he slays

Julia: k

Julia: I did and now he's rambling about starwars and lightsabers

MK: Legend.

*two minutes pass*

Julia: bruh, now he's singing the alphabet in the wrong order 🤦🏼‍♀️

Nichelle: yell 'yes girl, remix.'

Julia: k

Julia: now his dad's screaming at me for calling his kid a girl

Julia: Oh shit, he's on a whole transphobic rant now

Julia: PEOPLE ARE FILMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

MK: Oh shit, tell them to tag me if they post it so I can see it

Nichelle: ^^^

Bowie: wish I was there to cancel that mf

Julia: BITCH SMACKED MY PHONE OUT OF MY HANDS!

Nichelle: how're you texting then?

MK: Bruh.

MK: SHE PICKED IT UP AGAIN DUMBASS

Bowie: what the fuck is happening now?

Julia: NOW HE'S SCREAMING AT TEH WHOLE PLANE-

Julia: I'M FILMING ON MY TABLRT

Julia: WHAT'RE SO,E HASHTAGS FOR WHEN I POST IT?

Bowie: #MaleKaren

Nichelle: #TransphobeTakedown

MK: #FreeRobux

Julia: OH SHIT, HE'S GETTING TAKEN OUT VY SECURITY-

Julia: PEOPLE ARE SINGIMG 'PABLO ROW THE BOAT ASHORE, HALLELUJAH'

MK: LEGENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Julia: PEOPLE ARE WAVING THEIR PHONE LIGHTS AROUND, LMFAOOOOOOOOO

MK: BRUH, START A FACETIME, I WANNA SEE

Julia started a call that lasted three minutes

Bowie: LMFAOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOO

MK: SCREEN RECORDED THE WHOLE THING, LMAO











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Words of wisdom: All You Wanna Do and World Burn are some of the greatest Broadway songs ever written.

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