Julia: I'm on a plane waiting to take off and the five year old looking boy in front of me stood up in his seat and yelled 'If this plane crashes I'm only letting you use the emergency door if you pay five bucks' (he's in a row with the emergency exit.)
MK: Legend.
Bowie: tell him he slays
Julia: k
Julia: I did and now he's rambling about starwars and lightsabers
MK: Legend.
*two minutes pass*
Julia: bruh, now he's singing the alphabet in the wrong order 🤦🏼♀️
Nichelle: yell 'yes girl, remix.'
Julia: k
Julia: now his dad's screaming at me for calling his kid a girl
Julia: Oh shit, he's on a whole transphobic rant now
Julia: PEOPLE ARE FILMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
MK: Oh shit, tell them to tag me if they post it so I can see it
Nichelle: ^^^
Bowie: wish I was there to cancel that mf
Julia: BITCH SMACKED MY PHONE OUT OF MY HANDS!
Nichelle: how're you texting then?
MK: Bruh.
MK: SHE PICKED IT UP AGAIN DUMBASS
Bowie: what the fuck is happening now?
Julia: NOW HE'S SCREAMING AT TEH WHOLE PLANE-
Julia: I'M FILMING ON MY TABLRT
Julia: WHAT'RE SO,E HASHTAGS FOR WHEN I POST IT?
Bowie: #MaleKaren
Nichelle: #TransphobeTakedown
MK: #FreeRobux
Julia: OH SHIT, HE'S GETTING TAKEN OUT VY SECURITY-
Julia: PEOPLE ARE SINGIMG 'PABLO ROW THE BOAT ASHORE, HALLELUJAH'
MK: LEGENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Julia: PEOPLE ARE WAVING THEIR PHONE LIGHTS AROUND, LMFAOOOOOOOOO
MK: BRUH, START A FACETIME, I WANNA SEE
Julia started a call that lasted three minutes
Bowie: LMFAOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOO
MK: SCREEN RECORDED THE WHOLE THING, LMAO
Word count: 287
Words of wisdom: All You Wanna Do and World Burn are some of the greatest Broadway songs ever written.
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FanfictionIdfk, I'm bored. Gina's in this one btw. #1 in Scary Girl and Nichelle 20.11.23