👩🏼teen-white girl movie 📺

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by karateunicornalc

by karateunicornalc

These bitches gay group chat (with dirty stuff) (MK, Gina, Bowie)

Gina: Imagine if Hamilton began like every teen-white girl movie

Bowie: *Valley girl voice* Hi, I'm Alexander. I'm not like those other revolutionaries.

MK: I'm not American, or stupid, or protective of my life and the lives of people around me. I'm just............................................................ Alexander.

Gina: *Burr Enters* That's Aaron Burr. He' soooooooooooo smart and sooooooooooooooooooooooo rich. Like if the Schuyler family and George washington had a baby

Bowie: *Takes center stage* But me? I'm just Alexander. And this is my story.

MK: Oh, and I suffered a trauma, so you can't be mad at me for any bad stuff I do or say.

Gina: *shitty song plays*

Bowie: Sun's up, a little after 12

Gina: Make breakfast for myself

MK: Leave the work for someone else

Bowie: People say. They say that it's just a phase

Gina: They tell me to act my age

MK: Well I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

Gina: Ok, I hate myself now. bye.

merry christmas, if you celebrate it.

here's a song to pretty much sum up my day. I hate that they didn't mention pavlova tho. even though I never eat it, as it tastes like shit.

If y'all don't understand anything, feel free to ask me what the fuck us Aussie folk are going on about.

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