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Fuck this shit, this shits as long as i fucking want it to be.

Song: How does a
Gina: RAGTAG VOLUNT
Song: -Bastard, orphan son of a whore
Alex: AND A SCOTSMAN
Song: -Go on and grow to be even more of a phenomenon
Gina and Alex: DAMMIT, IT WAS A WINTERS BALL!

Alex: *Softly singing while drawing a strange lemon blob.* he's an angry lemon...
Scarlett: What?
MK: *Softly singing while drawing a strange lemon blob* He's an angry lemon.

Gina: Hi! I'll be trying out for the role of JD's mom and I'm going to be singing Waving Through A Window from Dear Evan Hansen.

Julia: You're fat.
Gina: I saved every letter you wrote me.
Julia: What?
Gina: I'm searching and scanning for answers in every line.
Julia: for what?
Gina: for some kind of sign.
Gina: of where I asked for your fucking opinion.

Alex: I hadn't slept in a week. I was weak. I was awake. You'd never seen a theater kid so in need of a break. Missing my cat. Awaiting my tomb. That's when my psycho (But awesome.) girlfriend climbed into my room, she said,
Scarlett: *Climbing through the window.* Had to see you, hope I didn't wake you.

MK: SIT DOWN JULIA, YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Scarlett: talk less. Cry more. Don't let them know why you're lying facedown on the floor.

Alex: *gets paper cut.* Ow...
Scarlett: *angrily whispering from the other side of the room.* Hasn't he suffered enough?

Scarlett: You gave me a plant.
Alex: Yes.
Scarlett:
Alex:
Scarlett: I don't even want to keep myself alive, why would I want to keep a plant alive-

Gina: Nice beanie.
MK: Thanks. Know what it's made of?
Gina: what?
MK: Girlfriend material

MK: G's been sorta down lately, what do I do to help?
Scarlett: You find out what might be making their life difficult.
Scarlett: And you kill it.

*Whilst the stalactites were falling.*
Scarlett: *hugging Alex close. * It's ok, at least we'll die together * Turns to Max.* Max, you go die over there

Scarlett: when have I ever given you a reason not to trust me?
MK: Would you like my response alphabetically or chronologically.

Alex: My neutral expression makes it look like I'm always wondering why I was put on this earth, which is convenient because I usually am.

Alex: can you be nicer to Scarlett?
MK: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like mother teresa?

Gina: We may not listen to you all the time.
Scarlett: or respect you.
MK: And sure, we like making fun of you.
*Beat of silence*
Chris: But?
Alex: *Smiles sweetly.* There is no but! That is all!

Scarlett: You're a hot mess, you know that?
MK: At least I'm a fun hot mess! Like a train crash filled with Pizza and fireworks!

Gina: Are you ok?
Scarlett: *Pouring gasoline on herself.* Yeah, why?

Gina: *walks in wearing all black.*
Chase: Nice outfit G
Julia: Yeah, who's funeral is it for?
Gina: Haven't decided yet. *Cocks gun and glares at them.*

Mal: Who are you?
Scarlett: I'm
Heather: like
Alejandro: you,
Bowie: but
MK: Better

MK: I got a joke for you!
Alex: please no-
MK: Ok, so, how to you get a baby into a small bowl.
Alex: ... *Concerned but honestly pretty intruiged.* How..?
MK: b l e n d e r
Alex: Mk, no-
MK: you want to know how to get it out?
Alex: No-
MK: t o r t i l l a  c h i p s
Alex: * I n t e r n a l  s h r i e k i n g *