❤️ Sapiosexual besties 💚

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by karateunicornalc

by karateunicornalc

                                    
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Chase (Dipshit with a hedgehog on his head)/ Emma (Babe 💚) 
Babe 💚: Chase. 
Dipshit with a hedgehog on his head: yeah? 
Babe 💚: I want you 
Dipshit with a hedgehog on his head: FUCK YEAH! KNEW YOU'D COME CRAWLING BACK! 
Babe 💚: You didn't let me finish. 
Babe 💚: I want you dead. 
Babe 💚: i will never date you again, dipshit. 
Babe 💚: die. 
Dipshit with a hedgehog on his head: so you don't wanna fuck? 
Babe 💚: kill yourself. 
Dipshit with a hedgehog on his head: will you wanna fuck then? 
Babe 💚: sorry, I'm sapiosexual 
Dipshit with a hedgehog on his head: ??? 
Babe 💚: I'm only attracted to smart people. 
we love our sapiosexual besties Emma and Alex. 
word count: 130 (soz, very short)