Kung Fu Panda: Crane x Snow Leopard OC

S1: Has-Been Hero.

"Guys, once again, why did you drag me all the way here for some lame staged set-up show? Will this at least be worth interrupting my meditation for?" Daiyu asked as she, Crane and Po were walking together to a place where Po desperately wanted them to be at.

"Lame staged set-up show? Daiyu, this is Kwan the Unkillable I'm talking about!" Po exclaimed.

"Also, you were the only one to accept the other free ticket. His hero pled for his presence at his match and it's just nuts." Crane explained, Daiyu nodded.

"And you're here to admire this hero as well?" Daiyu asked, Po then gasped loudly.

"Ooh, check out that banner! It's is gonna be insane, the return of Kwan! Can you feel the electricity? Can you smell the excitement?!" Po asked them happily as they kept walking, before finally arriving at the stage where Kwan was supposed to be at.

"Smells more like month-old bean ramen." Crane scanned the entire place, but there was barely anyone there. "Where is everyone?"

"Probably doing more important stuff." Daiyu shrugged, her hands resting on her hips.

"I don't know. Kwan used to pack this place so full, sometimes I had to fit in one seat." Po answered, until the announcer's voice sounded.

"Introducing the main event of the evening! He has the power of the ocean, the speed of a mountain."

"Isn't it the other way around?" Daiyu asked.

"Shh." Po immediately shushed her.

"He is Kwan the Unkillable!"

The banner rolled up to reveal Kwan, only to be shown that he was a frail old man with a crutch. Po was the only one cheering as Kwan wobbled onto the stage.

"Yeah, Kwan rules all! Yeah, who's the goat? You are!"

Then a piggy lady came up to Kwan and to take his crutch and put it aside. Crane kept his eyes on her, not planning on taking them off as he held adjusted hat.

"Beautiful." Crane mumbled softly.

"Yeah, I guess. Although, he used to be taller, I think." Po shrugged, not really caring what Crane just said or what he even meant by that.

"My friend, who are you really looking at?" Daiyu smirked at Crane.

"I'm not looking at her! Her name's Bai Li and she's just in the way of my perfectly keen eye sight." Crane denied, Daiyu chuckled.

""Her"?... Crane, you're totally liking her, aren't you?"

"No, I'm not."

"You really are."

"I'm not into her!"

"You're so into her."

"I'm not in love with her!"

"Wait, "in love"?"

"No!"

"Yes."

"No!"

"Yes."

"No!"

As they kept going back and forth, the announcer's voice sounded again.

"And his opponent, Bolo the Tepid!"

Everyone immediately started booing the water buffalo, including Po. And when the fight started, it was clear that in the end, the buffalo won and the ram lost. A rather huge pity for Po.

"We're sorry, Po." Crane apologized as both him and Daiyu eyed him in pity.

"Sorry? What do you mean? I mean, he's still Kwan the Unkillable." Po then gasped.