Kung Fu Panda: Crane x Snow Leopard OC

S2: The Secret Museum of Kung Fu

When a villager's apple cart was getting robbed by one of Temutai's henchmen, Po, Daiyu and the Five were quick to rush to the scene to stop them

"Howdy, fellas"

Po's greeting made them turn around to see them get into their battle stances

"Bring on the Pandamonium!" He smirked as Monkey then slapped him and yelled

"Po!"

"Ow!"

"I wanted to talk first this time! I had a line all worked out" Monkey said as he redid his battle stance and repeated his line

"Prepared to be Fived!"

"Prepared to be Fived? Really?  What does that even mean?" Po asked as then one of the henchmen shouted

"Get them!"

As the henchmen charged forward, the masters talked and fought effortlessly at the same time and Crane was the first one to complain

"Way to go, Po. Now Monkey's gonna be all sulky. It's so annoying" Crane scoffed as he kicked off one henchman

"You're one to talk" Monkey sneered as he threw another henchman over his shoulder and Mantis restrained one to the ground

"Will you clicking hens give it a rest? I'm trying to focus on my work!" He shouted as Tigress snarled

"Maybe you should focus on not shouting every time you talk" and elbowed a henchman that was behind her

"Or perhaps on focusing where to throw these guys! My goodness, it looks like you're the only blind ones here!" Daiyu snarled as she kicked the henchman off of her, who was thrown onto her while she was busy fighting

Viper was swiftly spinning one of the henchman around while calmly speaking to her friends

"Maybe if we all just take a deep breath and-"

"Stay out of it!" Mantis, Tigress and Daiyu shouted as Viper instinctively threw the henchman away

"Um, can we get back to the issue here? The excellence of Bring on the Pandamonium? It narrowly beat out, Welcome to the Po-house" Po spoke while smirked and fighting

"Maybe if you spent less time working on catchphrases, you could spent more time doing your own dishes" Monkey commented while he had his back against Po's while punching the henchmen

"Uh, I do like eighty percent of the cooking and the-"

"Yeah. And ninety percent of the eating!" Crane interrupted Po as it all turned out bad

Quickly, they all started arguing and running their mouths at each other. Unknown to them, even Daiyu, Shifu was standing right next to them and saw how the henchmen escaped with the villager's belongings

"Stop!" He yelled as they turned around to see Shifu pissed and pointing at the apple cart

"Who let those bandits get away?"

Po, Daiyu and the Five sadly looked back at the apple cart, before continuing to argue again and Shifu could only facepalm himself. They soon returned to the Jade Palace and all of them got scolded by Shifu in the training yard

"How could you let your petty squabbles get in the way of protecting the Valley of Peace?"

As he waited for an answer, he looked back after hearing grunting and growling, just to see Po and Monkey slap each other repeatedly. When he cleared his throat, Po and Monkey quickly stopped. Shifu sighed as he spoke

"We've been under a lot of stress lately. Perhaps we all need a break. So we're all going to take a vacation"

Everyone smiled at that, but then Shifu added