Kung Fu Panda: Crane x Snow Leopard OC

S2: The Secret Museum of Kung Fu.

When a villager's apple cart was getting robbed by one of Temutai's henchmen, Po, Daiyu and the Five were quick to rush to the scene to stop them.

"Howdy, fellas."

Po's greeting made them turn around to see them taking their stances.

"Bring on the Pandamonium!" Po smirked, Monkey then slapped him.

"Po!" He yelled.

"Ow!" Po cried.

"I wanted to talk first this time! I had a line all worked out." Monkey said, redoing his stance and rehearsed his line.

"Prepared to be Fived!"

"Prepared to be Fived? Really?  What does that even mean?" Po asked.

"Get them!" One of the henchmen yelled.

As the henchmen charged at them, the masters started chattering as they fought effortlessly at the same time. Crane was the first one to complain.

"Way to go, Po. Now Monkey's gonna be all sulky. It's so annoying." Crane scoffed, kicking off one henchman.

"You're one to talk." Monkey sneered, throwing another henchman over his shoulder as Mantis was restraining one henchman to the ground.

"Will you clocking hens give it a rest? I'm trying to focus on my work!" He shouted, Tigress snarled.

"Maybe you should focus on not shouting every time you talk." She then elbowed a henchman that tried to sneak up on her from behind.

"Or maybe you should focus on where to throw these guys! Good grief, it's like you're the blind ones here!" Daiyu snarled, kicking a henchman off of her, who had been thrown right at her while she was busy.

Viper swiftly spun one of the henchman around as she calmly spoke to her friends.

"Maybe if we all just take a deep breath and-..."

"Stay out of it!" Mantis, Tigress and Daiyu shouted, making Viper instinctively throw the henchman into the air.

"Um, can we get back to the issue here? The excellence of Bring on the Pandamonium? It narrowly beat out, Welcome to the Po-house." Po smirked.

"Maybe if you spent less time working on catchphrases, you could spent more time doing your own dishes." Monkey commented, his back against Po's as he punched one henchman.

"Uh, I do like 80% of the cooking and the-..."

"Yeah. And 90% of the eating!" Crane interrupted Po as it started to turn all sour.

Quickly, they all started arguing and running their mouths at each other. Unknown to them, even Daiyu, Shifu was standing right next to them and saw how the henchmen had already made a run with the villager's belongings.

"Stop!"

They all turned around to see Shifu pissed off as he pointed right behind them at the apple cart.

"Who let those bandits get away?"

Po, Daiyu and the Five sadly looked back at the apple cart, before continuing to argue again and Shifu could only facepalm himself. They soon returned to the Jade Palace as all of them got scolded by Shifu in the training yard.

"How could you let your petty squabbles get in the way of protecting the Valley of Peace?"

As he waited for an answer, Shifu looked back after hearing grunting and growling, just to see Po and Monkey slap each other repeatedly. When he cleared his throat, Po and Monkey quickly stopped. Shifu sighed and then spoke.