Zac ass tossed and turned all night and talked in his sleep. I couldn't even sleep.
I just sat there and listened to him to see if his ass slip up and say something in his sleep
Oooh shit girl you fine, I'm about to fuck the shit out of you
I know you see this dick jango
He started moving like he was fucking someone
I smacked the shit out of him
Wake yo ass up, who the hell are you talking to
Zac: Shit what you talking about
Fatima: You fucking someone in yo sleep
Zac: I'm fucking you who else would I be fucking
Fatima: I'm just trying to make sure don't make me smoother yo ass in yo sleep
Zac: damn you would kill me in my sleep, now I gotta sleep with one eye open
Fatima: How much did you drink last night
Zac: We had a couple shots and some beers
Fatima: The couple shots had you fucked up you were tripping last night
Zac: What I do
Fatima: It's what you did and didn't do
First yo ass was dry humping my damn pregnancy pillow thinking it was me
Zac: I don't know why you got that big ass pillow in the bed it's a whole body and it's soft I thought it was yo ass. You know yo ass big and soft
Fatima: That's not even all of it. Yo ass was butt naked trynna get some to bad yo dick wasn't on one accord you didn't even get it in before you were humping the air and you passed out.
Zac: Naw you lying I ain't never went out like that
Fatima: Well you did you lucky I didn't recored yo ass. You over here humping pillows and the air lil nasty
Zac: Hey I was drunk that can't be used against me
Fatima: Yeah lay off the alcohol buddy you need to go shower and brush them teeth I still smell you
Zac: Damn you stay coming for me. Let me go shower do you want to join me
Fatima: Yes I'll join you so you can actually use ya dick this time
Fatima started reenacting how Zac was humping the air
Zac: I ain't gone hear the end of this
Nope
We got a couple rounds in the showers
Zac: You was taking all the smack but was running in the shower.
Fatima: That's because you were trying to redeem yourself
Zac: Don't run from dick jango now, wasn't no dry humping in there I was all up in yo guts
He started dancing swinging his dick in circles
Fatima: Stop being a show off
Zac: I'm just saying you tried to come for jango we ain't like that
Fatima: Boy bye. I'm throwing a little baby shower for Gabbie.
Zac: Well that is my queue to make sure I'm gone I don't want to be around yo friends
Fatima: You like my friends
Zac: No the hell I don't Eboni cool and I tolerate Andi because she's your boss. But I can't stand Angela ass.
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Us Against The World
RomanceWith all the madness surrounding the couple they finally agree to focus on bettering their relationship. Which mean setting healthy boundaries with friends and family.