A Cobra Kai • Hawk/Eli fan fiction
With all the Valleys crazy, what could possibly go wrong?
Missy Barns, daughter of Micheal Barns and Cassie Nichols, is a teenage girl that holds ties to Karate and some of its students... thanks to Johnny Lawren...
(A/n: Bruh I literally got the Lorax song in my head 😭😭 thanks a lot edits. Now I know I have my episodes mixed up but it's fine. It will work out 🥲.)
Ps: XOLOS SONG IS FIRE GO LISTEN TO IT JSNDBENEK
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"So which one of you has got the balls to take on the champ?"
"I'll fight him."
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"You gotta understand the Mogadishu in the 90's was a hellhole, war lords controlled whole swaths of the city." Or something like that. I wasn't really paying attention to what the mysterious man was saying, but Aisha and Eli were eating it up.
While I was over here distracted, on my phone.
Texting Robby.
Robby 🍕: yeah I'm sorry, I'm just pissy today.
I giggled, he definitely gets his speech from Johnny that's for sure. I hate to say it, but in just one night he reminded me a lot of Johnny. Just based off his manurisms, and the way he spoke. It was uncanny, the resemblance.
"My team and I, were in charge of cleaning up the place..."
Missy: why?
Robby 🍕: I don't want people to see us as weak.
Missy: then try taking a page out of my book. Offence.
Robby 🍕: did you seriously just cobra Kai me.
Missy: yes. Yes I did.
Robby 🍕: gotta go, training to do.
Missy: peace out homie. ✌🏼
"How many war lords did you kill?"
"Do you keep track of every ant you stomp out?"
Okay... that's a little much.
"Badass" Eli grins. While Miguel and I sigh over this brainwashing conversation. Since when was Eli into war stories. I mean he's a nerd at heart, but not the history buff. Where was this coming from?
"NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DOJO. NO, NO, BACK DOOR!" Sensei Lawrence must have been talking to the landlord again. Their conversations always get really loud, and sensei always comes storming out angrily afterwards. Pissed off about rent being raised again, Daniel Larusso always had something to do with that...
