The Human of Mystery [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]

S2 ep.11 Spring Steady Breaking [Part 2]

A/N: The Part 2 of this Spring break shitshow.

You know the deal, onto the story!

Blitzo: Alright SHUT YOUR ASSHOLES...here's how we're gonna do this shit!!

Blitzo begins to explain his "well thought out" plan to everyone as he says this.

Blitzo: First we find a fuck ton of clients, we portal up (snaps fingers), we have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big fucking canoe [SS Cum Getter], we push said canoe into some water, we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles...maybe a goose too, fuck it. They come and eat the bodies; we win the bet...well I win the bet...we rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore ass face!! Do you have any questions?

Moxxie: Yeah..umm why was that nonsense?

Y/N: Why are you fucking negative all the damn time? Is this what you do to compensate for "issue" in bed with Millie?

Moxxie: (too angry to say anything back)....

Blitzo: That wasn't a question!

Moxxie: That wasn't a plan sir!

Blitzo: Sorry but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do Mox, it's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Moxxie: A what now?

Y/N: You cannot be this stupid!

Blitzo: I'm calling you slow Mox...God...why don't you learn to take criticism you talentless baby dicked troll!

Moxxie looking to step up, climbs on the table to match Blitzo's energy giving him a piece of his mind.

Moxxie: Well why don't you take an art class!

Blitzo: (throwing Moxxie back into the chair) WHY DON'T YOU SEE HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!

Loona: Hey, is there any way I can join you all on this?

Blizto: Sorry sweetie absolutely not, I forbid it, spring break is no place for vulnerable young goth girls...you the know the kind of FREAKS UP THERE who'd drool all over you!!