A/N: It's dinner time...enjoy! This is gonna be a longggg story, so get comfortable!!
To the story!
[View pans to the dining room]
Tension is well high up in the room, You are seen looking at everyone in the room, Blitzo is looking at Moxxie who is holding his head down in sadness, Millie eyeing Chaz with murderous intent, and Chaz was angrily eating his food. Blitzo then decides to break the silence.
Blitzo: (poking the meat looking at Crimson) Sooo, this is aggressively uncomfortable!!
Y/N: I second that and I'M the somewhat aggressive one at times!
Crimson: I suppose you wanna know why ya here!
Y/N: Yeah...no shit!
Blitzo: Yeah, so what gives? Ehh I mean...ya know we kill people on Earth right? We don't normally do contract for locals...
Blitzo: So, if you wanna do business with uuus...you gotta-
Crimson: I don't wanna do business with I.M.P., I wanna do business with ~Moxxie~!
Moxxie: (taken back) ME?!?
Crimson: Yeah kid, I summoned I.M.P. to be sure YOU'D show, because well....we're bringing Chaz into the family!
Moxxie: What?? Since when can anyone join the family?
Crimson: Come on Mox, you had responsibilities here that I had to pick up...(slightly pissed and pointing at Mox)...once you left!
Crimson: Now Chaz is going to lighten the load!
Moxxie then slams the table with his fist as he says this.
Moxxie: Wait, I thought you always hated his guts!!
Crimson: Well, I don't know if I exactly hated him...
Moxxie: You called him a friendless horse fucker and said he lives a "sissy lifestyle"!!
Y/N: (nodding your head) I can see it!
Crimson: Yeahhhh...well I was wrong! You been gone a long time, Mox. A man can change and so has Chaz!
Chaz: Yeahhhh I've grown, Matured and recently came into millions!! But, ya know, mostly mature thing!
Blitzo: Ohhh ok ok, so the horseless friend fucker over here gets a little moola and suddenly it's worth wasting OUR time over??
Chaz: (bragging) Well I'm the whole package!! (pointing to his dick) if you know what i'm mean!
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