The Human of Mystery [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]

S4 ep. 5 Making Amends!

A/N: Looks like you've decided to handle some "Interesting matters", good luck to you for who you about to see!

A/N: You damn moron!

Onto the story!

[View fades into your living room as the door to your bedroom opens up]

It is close to late morning as you woke up coming out of the bedroom yawning and scratching yourself a bit.

Y/N: (yawning) 

Y/N: Feel like I slept wrong or some shit-...

???: No ya didn't!!

You snapped your head over to Blitzo who was peaking his head over the couch to where you only saw his horns and squinted eyes. He moved his brows up and down as he said this.

Blitzo: You slept pretty well; you talk in your sleep too!

Y/N: You know, if I really had the energy, I'd throw you through the wall!!

Blitzo: Aww, that's cute!

You shook your head while holding it with your right hand. As you did, you let out a sigh walking past Blitzo into your kitchen to look for something to eat. Blitzo then talked about today's plan.

Blitzo: So....today, we got an interesting one, a hit on a school guidance counselor-..!

Y/N: Pause! A school counselor? Really?

Blitzo: Well, apparently the one getting counseled didn't like the counseling so this n that happened, they ended up here, and want to schedule a hit (smiling)!

You stood there thinking about the hit but declined to join because you had a more daunting task to deal with. This task was gonna be probably the most difficult one you've ever handle....relatively speaking.

Y/N: Ya know, I'd like to join, but I got something else in mind here!

Blitzo: (slightly offended tone) Ohhh and what could POSSIBLY be more moronic and ridiculous than this??

[Pause for dramatic effect]

Y/N:....

[Keep pausing]

Y/N: Tammy!

[Dramatic music: Dun Dun Dunnnnn]

[Que Thunderclap]

*Thunderclap and lighting*

Blitzo: Wait a sec-....where the fuck did that thunder and lightning come from...It's early morning!!!

Y/N: I don't know, but it proves my point!

Y/N: So I'm gonna need to go up topside for this mission!

Blitzo: Like hell you are!

Y/N: (annoyed) What now?

Blitzo: Don't youuuu sass me! 

Blitzo: And why do you think you need to go to the human world and do said shit??

Y/N: To make amends!

Blitzo: Uh-huh, I'm pretty sure you say that to all the women who aren't Loonie!

Y/N: Wrong dude!

As the morning continued on, you were deep in thought trying to think of something to say when you would meet Tammy. You tapped your finger at the base of your chin looking off into the distance.

Y/N: (thinking) Just what exactly do I say...it's Tammy...!

Blitzo: You alright there chocolate shake?