A/N: Time to find Octavia in all of L.A.!
Time to go to the story!
[It's action time]
Everyone was ready as a portal had opened. You then see Blitzo grab Loona and throw her through first.
Loona then turns around growling at Blitzo as she was still sitting on the ground. You saw this as it got you mad, so you decided to confront Blitzo on it without hesitation.
Blitzo: Alright Loona, let's make this quick...(wiping his hands clean)
Y/N: (pissed) Ayee... *smacking Blitzo on the head*
Blitzo: Oww...the fuck, WHAT??!!
Y/N: I'd thank you NOT to throw my best friend out first...especially the way you threw her into the portal...LIKE THAT!!
Loona blushes at you defending her after Blitzo just tossed her like that. You then helped her up as Blitzo finished saying his sentence for the task at hand.
Blitzo: Anyway...In and out before anyone notices us here!
You all see the dirty ally way your in while automatic gun fire is heard off in the distance, and a woman screaming as you all then hear Blitzo say this.
Blitzo: Oh, this doesn't look much different from hell! Alright, now let's go to work!
Blitzo: Loonie, Y/N....Sniff!!
Loona then tries to smell for a scent but couldn't as she pulled out an empty food can from her hair.
Loona: How am I supposed to smell anything in this city??!
Y/N: Yeahhh...I can't smell shit man! I mean besides you Blitzo!
Loona: (giggling)
Moxxie then walks up to the both of you expressing his thoughts on you and Loona's current performance.
Moxxie: Can't you both do anything right?
Loona: (smirking) Can't YOU do something about how fat you are!
Moxxie: I'm not...
Blitzo: You know it would kill ya to put a salad in your body every now and then!
Moxxie: What..??!! But I'm not fat!!
Y/N: Just you saying that and stealing everyone's air, you gained 5 pounds buddy boy. You might wanna consider a gym membership...they can help someone with your...(looking Mox up and down)...shape! Definitely your body shape!!
Loona: Y/N has spoken fatty, get in shape if you wanna have a standing chance (laughing)
Moxxie: (butthurt) Fuck you!!!
Loona: Fuck your own self, you do a good job of it!!
You then set your eyes on Loona with a smile knowing she just put the comeback you taught her into the works, and it left Moxxie embarrassed and quiet. Blitzo then climbs up onto the dumpster to announce the plan.
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The Human of Mystery [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]
FanfictionHey wassup, this is my first attempt at a story about you and Loona in the HelluvaBoss series... Enjoy! Bio: Y/N is 24 y/o black man with a REAL complicated life and backstory. He grew up never knowing both his parents, he had to learn to survive in...