The Human of Mystery [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]

S3 ep. 22 Western Energy! [Part 2]

A/N: A showdown awaits as rematches pile up for M&M and You against Striker! This is a long one! Over 4000 words...NOT doing that ever again!

Onto this roping story!

[View now flows through mist directly overhead into Striker's lair]

We see Stolas tied upside down struggling to get free while making small owl noises.

Stolas: (struggling owl noises)

Stolas then heard sharpening as he turned his attention towards Striker who was now sharpening his angelic blade. Stolas then decided to ask the wondering but obvious enough question to Striker.

Stolas: So, my wife paid you for this hmm?

Stolas: Wouldn't a holy bullet have sufficed, or could you not afford those?

Striker: (wielding knife happily) I was paid to give you the royal treatment!

Striker: (heathen tone) Your wife must really hate youuuu (laughing)

Stolas: You have no idea-

Stolas begins to look around Striker's keep as it doesn't really impress him as he judgingly criticized the layout.

Stolas: (judging) So....train tracks....really?

Stolas: Seems a bit cliche doesn't it?

Striker: It's a classic!

Stolas now notices Striker's "erect" statue of himself as he asked him if that was a classic as well.

Stolas: Is the giant statue of yourself also a classic or...  

Striker looks up at his statue then looked over his shoulder at Stolas, hissing at him.

Striker: (irritated hissing)

Striker: Heh, are you seriously judging me right now?

Striker then threw his hat onto his bonified statue's erect piece as he confronted Stolas for harshly judging his "work".

Stolas: I'm just impressed, you seem to want to suck your own dick this badly!

Striker: (slightly aggravated) Look...not every ring is some fancy ass city, with some fancy ass mansion-...(now pointing to Stolas)...that only fancy ass royals get to live in!! 

Striker: Some of us have hard lives to live.....and some of us have EVERYTHING we care about taken away by FUCKERS like YOU!!!

Stolas: I have no-

Striker then stabs Stolas with the blessed knife as steam hissing is heard and Stolas's agony grunting.

Stolas: (pained grunted) Aaaghh!!!

Striker then cuts Stolas down as he fell grunting on his head rolling over. Striker then steps over by the side of Stolas's head as he yells at him.

Striker: YOU don't get to talk over me!!

Striker then walks past Stolas who is in pain, starting to lose blood. He then got slapped in the face by Striker's tail.

Striker: (pissed) I don't have to listen to your BULLSHIT!!

Striker then forcefully shoved his boot into the knife hole wound making Stolas shriek in pain.

Striker: All you royals ever do is try to talk over us!

Stolas then tries his stone turning penance stare on Striker but saw it had no effect. Striker then leaned in closely on Stolas baring his signature grin.