The Human of Mystery [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]

S3 ep. 2 Shopping date!

A/N: Name says it all!

Time to put this into drive and get it on!

[Early morning time, 10:35am]

You and Loona have arrived to mall as she was wagging her tail hitting you.

Y/N: (spits)

Loona: Ohh my bad Y/N!

Y/N: Nah (spits) It's good...

You get out as you brush yourself off of hound fur and see a small pile of Loona's fur. Looked like enough to make a fat fur ball.

Y/N: (thinking) You need to brush girl!

You both walked in and started looking around as Loona began to hold your arm staying close and wrapping her tail around you. You begin to wonder if she's nervous or just likes touching you a lot. You then see some imp walking up to you dressed up.

Imp: Hold it Boy!

You rub your hand over your face forming an annoyed look.

Y/N: What da fuck...?!! What do you want...death or some shit?

Imp: Death can have me when it earns me!

Y/N: Just say the word and this'll go along quickly (snapping your fingers)!

Loona: (nudging your arm) Y/N....c'mon...

You both walk off as the imp cosplayer aims his Blades of Chaos at you as you turned back around muttering.

Y/N: Freaky weirdo...

Time skip 30 mins

Loona: Oh Ohhh this is the store!!!

You look up to see it named Stylish Occult and back down to Loona who is already inside the store.

Y/N: (apathetically) ...and 12 hours later...

You sluggishly mop behind in following Loona as she picked out bout damn near a million clothes and shit. Just an exaggerated number but no, really, women do almost pick out half the store's clothes.

Loona: Sit here Y/N...I'm gonna try them on to see how they look and I want your opinion!

She steps into the changing room while you decide to bargain the reader to change spots.

Y/N: Reader...do me a solid, switch places with me for this!

Y/N: What do you mean no...ohhh I see how it is...I gotchu!!

You then turn away and back to the reality of the situation as you hear Loona ask for your opinion on the first outfit.