The Human of Mystery [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]

S2 ep. 20 Harvest Moon Festival [Part 1]

A/N: Your first off duty mission since being back but second time being a bodyguard for that horny ass owl Blitzo keeps fucking. But the trip won't seem all that bad now, at least Loona will be on the trip and with you.

To the story!

Its Morning time! You slowly wake your eyes up as you tiredly struggle to get up.

Y/N: (groaning) Mannnn...every time I sleep...I feel like shit even more!

You begin to sigh as you reach for your phone that fell to the floor during the night after your multiple toss and turns. You turn it on and see that its 10:00 AM but looking outside the window it still looked like early dawn...or night, ehhh who really cares your tired as shit. You decide to roll back over onto your right side facing the backrest of the couch and close your eyes again to finish your sleep but your interrupted by a text that comes through on your phone. Annoyed as you are you let out a frustrated groan rolling back over, sitting up and seeing that it's Loona who texted you.

*Text*

Loona > Heyyyy Y/N 😊

Loona > Me and Blitzo are on the way to the office, he just finished fucking Stolas and shit, so we're 10 mins out.

Loona > But umm...we're going to the outlands of Wrath for the Harvest Moon Festival...You wanna come 👉🏻👈🏻😁😅??

Sure, I'll join < You

Loona > Cool, see you soon!

*End of Text*

You then were soon starring at your phone for 5 mins before realizing it.

Y/N: (sleepy) I'm...still...starring...

You then shrug as you said fuck it and threw your phone, throwing your hands up as you fall back to the couch going to sleep.

Time skip 10 mins

Blitzo and Loona opened the door to I.M.P. as they walked in Loona started to blush knowing you were in the room but her thoughts of you were cut short to Blitzo's rant.

Blitzo: Blehhhh...another feather??!

Blitzo opened his mouth and rolled his tongue out about 2, 3, 4 feathers that came out falling to the floor. He had a look of disgust and question as he lowered both his eyebrows focusing his eyes on the feathers on the floor. Loona creeped away from Blitzo in a disgusted look.

Loona: (seethes) Ewww!!

Blitzo: Ehhh...not the worst that's come in my mouth and came out (with a sightly perverted grin).

Loona was absolutely speechless. She then walks away shaking her head and groaning at how her dad says just the most random shit ever on a no filter warning. She then goes to look for you as she finally spots you crashed out on the couch sleeping and snoring, she begins to blush and smile as she quickly snapped a pic of you before she decided to wake you up.