The Human of Mystery [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]

S4 ep. 1 Field Day! [Story of the family]

                                                                  [Star Wars theme starts playing]

A long longgg time ago, in a galaxy far far away....when people weren't all up in your face about it, Beskar Soldier Mandalor-.....

Hold on a damn second here...This ain't no Star Wars thing....!

Or is it??👀

A/N: Anyway, Welcome reader to your final season in the story about you and your batshit crazy life!

On to the story...

I said onto the story, cut to the gahdamn story ya fuckin moron....!!

[View pans out to the morning sky before slowly dropping and moving into your apartment window to you sleeping peacefully in your bed]

It's been a day or two since you were released from the hospital after being in there for 3 and a half weeks. The hospital staff instructed I.M.P. to not be around you while you are to still recover and take special medicine. 

[Time 5:30 am]

Your alarm clock begins going off.

*Beep beep*

*Beep beep*

*Beep beep*

Y/N: (low tired groaning) Uuuuuuugh, againnn with the clooockkkk?

You then stuffed your head under your pillow while tiredly trying to snooze your alarm clock. Realizing that you weren't nowhere close to the clock, you annoyingly lifted your head, sighed and swung your legs out of bed.

Y/N: (exhausted tone) Gah fuckin damnit!!

Y/N: (muttering) Every...fuckin...mmmm....

You unplugged your clock staring at before you decided to pick it up and throw it to the ground. It erupted into sparks as one of those sparks singed your skin. You hissed pain at the hot sting.

Y/N: (hissing pain) Haaaaaaahh...

Y/N: That's just fuckin' great....nahh...really great!

You then leaned your head back sighing before exiting your bedroom to the living room. You began looking around in the darkness standing and realizing its too quiet.

Y/N: Its real quiet in here...almost...abnormally quiet!

???: That your fifth alarm clock you've gone through?

You turned your head to your recliner by the window seeing a dark figure sitting in it.

Y/N: Who are you and how da fuck did you get in here? 

Y/N: Blitzo...that better not be you, I swear...

???: I am so much better than that lame whack ass!

???: Almost offends me to think you think i'm him!

Y/N: (annoyed) Bruh SHUT UP!!!! Who are you??!! 

You started slowly walking towards the figure as they started laughing.

???: Heh heh heh heh heh!

???: Is that how you gon talk to yo uncle now?

Realizing the voice and demeanor of tone, you were in the presence of Mike himself. You gave out a longggg irritated sigh rubbing your tired eyes with your right index finger and thumb.

Y/N: (tired groaning) Aaaaaauuughhh....this not the time Mike...

Y/N: It's the ass crack of dawn...!

2-Tap Mike: Yeah and...?