Hey wassup, this is my first attempt at a story about you and Loona in the HelluvaBoss series... Enjoy!
Bio: Y/N is 24 y/o black man with a REAL complicated life and backstory. He grew up never knowing both his parents, he had to learn to survive in...
A/N: Take it from the top...and yeah I know this little A/N sounds like it was typed for the hell of it! Yeah it was, didn't really give much of a shit!
On to the story!
POV: It's around closing time for I.M.P. as we see Loona reading a Verosika Mayday magazine saying, "Binge drinking is sexy" and drinking alcohol. Loona finally finished her alcohol and set it on the grimoire activating it, summoning a portal as a tree came crashing through, a flying head, and a lot of murderous screams. Moxxie then pops out the tree wielding a chainsaw, Blitzo came in second expressing his satisfaction, Millie third crawling on all fours with her axe in her mouth and you finally covered in blood with an evil blood smile on your face and your Hellhound eyes glowing red.
Blitzo: Wooo....that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!!!
Millie: AHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm still so jazzed up!!! (happy laughter)
Millie breaks her axe as you gave your happy expressed feelings from the mission.
Y/N: (mesmerized hypnotic tone) All the blood....the thrill of killing...snapping spines....flipping on the dime....(heavy satisfied growling)!!
You begin to emit your flaring red hue as everyone watched you developed a sickening grin. You were looking down at the floor then looked back up at everyone with deep red hound eyes as you began to tremble with excitement. Your royal hound blood was pleasure fully seething in the moment, your muscles tensing up and releasing, followed by a heavy heavy abnormal urge to go out and fight whoever!
Moxxie then chimes in talking to Millie as he said this.
Moxxie: Well you better stay JAZZED babe...Ka-chaaaa....because guess where i'm taking you tonight!
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie...
Y/N: You are a filthy pun!
Loona: *snickers*
Blitzo: (pointing to you) Your uhh...uh...a filthy....FILTHY PUN!!!! HAAAA!!!
Blitzo then realizes that sounded better in his head trying to throw a comeback at you while you nonchalantly responded back with a smirk at your boss.
Y/N: (slow clapping) Woooooowww....real good comeback....you sure as hell showed me Blitzo! How will I ever live that down?!!
Blitzo: Ooh can your sorry shit and shove it up in the far dark side of your ass (flipping you off)!
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You then make a mocking crying motion towards Blitzo as you said this while walking off.
Y/N: (mocking tone) Oh boody hoo...another black joke...wake me when you got sumn original!
Blitzo wasn't in the mood to deal with you any further as he finished his sentence to Moxxie.
Blitzo: Anyway...Drinks are on me tonight, let's hit up the new dive down the street!!
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