A/N: Time to go camping reader.....out in the woods!
Onto the story!
[View opens up to Blitzo sneaking around outside a building as he cautiously looks around to make sure he isn't spotted]
Blitzo dashed from the side of the building's bush to a water pipe now climbing up it and wall shimmies to a window of a room. He tries to get the window open to get in.
Blitzo: Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on!!
Once the window was open, he tried squeezing his big head in but got stuck in the process.
Blitzo: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!!!
He then fell through the window rolling 4 to 5 times before landing on his stomach complaining.
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He went up on all fours as he said this.
Blitzo: If Y/N can make this look easy, then why the fuck couldn't I?!
Behind him a hand holding a taser kicked on as it was literally shoved up his ass making him fall over.
???: Well if it isn't the deadbeat!
Blitzo then stood up dusting himself off while grinning recognizing who the voice belonged to.
Blitzo: Well if it isn't Nurse Pussy face!!
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Nurse P. F.: You ain't gettin' in here!
Nurse P. F.: How many times do I have to sodomize you with a taser before you take a hint?
Blitzo: As many as it takes to get me off, enough of this foreplay, where's Barb??!
Nurse P. F.: She checked out months ago, but that ain't none of your business!
Blitzo: Wait what? How? This is-...wh-where the fuck did she go?
Nurse P. F.: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you ass clown (waves her taser at Blitzo)!!
Blitzo: You know I kill people for a living, right bitch?
Nurse P. F.: (unfazed) Ohh I'm so fuckin' scared....
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