The Human of Mystery [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]

S3 ep. 3 🍋Lovers at last🍋 [Op. Syphilis]!

A/N: The long-awaited REAL reason you all read this story for! You and Loona finally became a couple! Bet you the wait was worth it huh?!

🍋Semi-Lemon🍋 in here...not a full!

Onto this interesting love story!

[A week has passed]

Things at IMP are going well, though you have been getting weird feelings for Loona now since she has been spending more time at your place, you couldn't call it love but it sure as hell felt good to feel. Blitzo wasn't enjoying the time to time "Lovey Dovey" moments as he continually been giving you the stink eye from afar and man did it stink...or it was probably just his lack of hygiene! You needed this opportunity to go up topside to earth for your "plan", you couldn't risk spilling the truth. I mean it would make you feel good in the moment because it make Blitzo look like a bad father for not wanting to help his daughter's condition and because you'd be doing Loona huge huge favor!

Blitzo's Pov, He definitely put the moves on my Loonie, probably released his chocolate syrup on her. It won't fly with me....Ooh shit he's walking up to me...fuckkk!!!

Y/N: Hey boss can I get a word with you real quick?

Blitzo: (faking interest) Why of course you can...Y-Y/N!!

Y/N: You acting weirder than usual...relatively speaking!

Blitzo: Well i'm off the juice, it's kinda hard!!

Y/N: Right...(thinking: what juice??)

Y/N:...Anyway, I need to go to Earth!!

Blitzo: (yelling) WHAT THE FUCKKKK DO YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO EARTH FOR....????!!!!!

Outside the office everyone could hear, and Loona took her attention off her phone at the mention of you going to earth. Moxxie was nudging Millie wanting to know if she knew.

Moxxie: Why's the sir yelling at Y/N about Earth??

Millie: How should I know??!

Moxxie: Well...I-I...I mean...

Millie shook her head as she grabbed Moxxie by the collar and whispered something in his ear which got him lighting up like a Christmas tree. They both walked into Moxxie's office as we go back to Loona who's thinking something with a worried look.

Loona: (thinking) Is he leaving again....UGHHHH...I'm getting tired of this!!! I should ask to come with him just in case he needs back up!

Back to the conversation in the office!

Blitzo:...Look I am all for this, but I feel like your trying to upstage us now with all these fancy little ins and outs!!! (tapping finger on his desk)

Y/N: Don't say it like that!

Blitzo: Who's the target?

Y/N: He's called "The Warrior!"