The Human of Mystery [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]

S4 ep. 11 Royal Visit!

A/N: Reader, you have a visitor!

Onto the story!

[Morning star light is shining bright as it shines into your bedroom on you and Loona]

You started to wake up slowly hazily staring at your ceiling. 

Y/N: (muted yawn) 

You look over to your side seeing Loona still fast asleep but still holding onto you. Outside in the living room, M&M were peacefully sleeping on the couch and Blitzo was upside down sleeping in your recliner by the window.

Blitzo: (sleep dreaming) Yeah....(snores)...you deep throat....(groggy moan)....that corn dog..(snores)!

Blitzo falls out the chair onto the floor forcing him to wake up.

Blitzo: (eardrum shattering) PISS ON A DIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!

Blitzo's outburst woke M&M up. Moxxie accidentally headbutted Millie causing her to roll off the couch arm. She then groaned on the floor rubbing her head in pain a bit.

Millie: Oww...!

Moxxie: (high pitched voice) MILLIE!?!!

Blitzo: Way to go Romeo, could you not be any more louder Mox???! 

Blitzo: I was in a....vivid dream!

Moxxie: Millie, Honey, sweetie....are you ok???

Millie: Yeah, I'm ok baby! I'm tougher than I look!

Moxxie hugs Millie while smiling and Millie returned the favor. This left Blitzo feeling some type of way while he recorded M&M and felt left out.

Blitzo: Ooh that's so cute!

Blitzo then decided to try and passive aggressively manipulate himself into the hug.

Blitzo: Wish I had a group to be invited into a hug by! Man, what I wouldn't give or suck to be part of a group hug....

Blitzo: Saaaaaay M&M, you guys are all fucky and shit, hugging it out!! I suppose you don't have room for one more now don't ya (sly grinning)??

Moxxie: (annoyed sigh)

Moxxie: (annoyed deadpan tone) Do you want to join in Sir?

Blitzo: Well, with an attitude like that, I'd thought you'd never ask Mox!

Moxxie: I didn't sir....YOU insisted on it!

Blitzo: Let's not assign blame here Mox! It's early in the morning!