A/N: Despite gathering information on your own dangerous stunt, you pulled reader, your not out in the clear just yet. Consequences seemed to have followed you and Mike. Things are about to get real heated and cause more damage.
Onto the story!
[View opens in you and Loona sleeping and cuddling together in bed]
You and Loona: (peaceful snoring)
Outside your bedroom we go to Blitzo was sleeping somewhat well...until his phone vibrated.
[Phone vibrating]
Blitzo: (sleep like) Mm....not....yet....Stolas....!
Blitzo's eyes opened up and he realized it was really happening, his phone was vibrating, not his vivid dream involving Stolas. He tiredly answered the phone.
*Live call*
Blitzo: Yello!
Blitzo: You got the Blitzo, what's the sitch bitch?
???: (Russian accent) No Sitch!!
Blitzo: Hey bucko, I don't call you at....(checks the time)...
Blitzo: 6 in the morning and get an attitude about it now!!
???: I'm on THIN patience!!!
???: (deep menacing tone) YOUR....(growling)...operatives, have gotten involved in my work affairs...and now,....they'll ANSWER for IT!!!
Blitzo: (intimidating tone) Listen here you little no necked pee pee hole fucker, your not gonna make demands over ANY of my employees you got that?!?! (yelling) I'VE HAD IT UP TO FUCKIN HERE WITH NAMELESS NOBODIES WANTING TO GET MY EMPLOYEES INVOLVED IN THEIR TINY BRAINED DICK RIDDING SCHEMES...
Blitzo: (yelling) DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH SHIT ALL MY EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN THROUGH SIMPLY BECAUSE OF RANDOM FUCKERS BRINGING THEIR BULLSHIT AND DRAMA ALONG?????!!!!!
???: (threatening) Watch. Your. Tone!!
???: (hound growing)
Blitzo: (smart ass tone) Ok, since you wanna be dumb about it, how bout I just hang up this stupid call and you can fax me how you feel about it later or go pound sand. Whichever option gets you off more, I don't give a flying fuck!!
???: You hang up and it be big mistake!!
Blitzo: You obviously don't understand how this works...(looking arrogantly at his nails)...see I'm a reasonable man when I choose to be, but when fuckers start making demands their mouths can't cash a check big enough for, that's where I have a problem! You see where I'm getting at, this isn't exactly a FREE service, could even bill you for wasting my time right now!
???: (prolonged hound growling)
???: I promise if you were at my place, every word for word you just spouted out, (demonic) you would be DEAD where you sit!!
Blitzo: (mocking) Oooo...scary, big man making threats over the phone!
???: I need word with Y/N and his uncle Michael...
???: Alone!
Blitzo: Bup bup bup, sorry, no can do!
???: It wasn't question, it was demand!
???: I'm already on my way. Your phone has given location address!
Blitzo: (silent wording) FUCK!!
???: (Hangs up)
*Live call ends*
After the call ended Blitzo was staring at his phone before getting heated in the silent moment.
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The Human of Mystery [HelluvaBoss: Y/N Male Hellhound reader x Loona]
FanfictionHey wassup, this is my first attempt at a story about you and Loona in the HelluvaBoss series... Enjoy! Bio: Y/N is 24 y/o black man with a REAL complicated life and backstory. He grew up never knowing both his parents, he had to learn to survive in...
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