(Y/N)'s P.O.V
Kai'sa :"(Y/N) is that a hospital bed."
(Y/N) :"Yeah...but don't worry I'm OK."
Kai'sa :"What do you mean don't worry. What happened?."
Ahri :"Weeeeee."
Kai'sa :*growl*"AHRI WILL YOU STOP JUMPING ON THE BED I'M HAVING A SERIOUS CONVERSATION HERE.'
I am currently on a video call with Kai'sa who looks a bit worried since I didn't call last night to check on her. She's sitting infront of a computer while I'm using my phone.
(Y/N) :*sigh*"I ran into Trent at the club yesterday and one of his friends stabbed me in the back with a knif-...Why are you looking at me like that."
Kai'sa :*stern look*"You went to a club?."
Ahri :"Weeeeee. I'm a chopper."
Kai'sa :"AHRI THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING WARNING.STOP JUMPING ON THE BED OR I'M TAKING OFF MY BELT AND FLOGGING YOU WITH IT."
(Y/N) :"Uhm..yeah I was trying to cheer Yasuo up since he kinda had a falling out with his crush."
Kai'sa :"And you didn't do anything dubious at said club?."
(Y/N) :"Of coarse not. I'm not into that stuff. I'm curious though. What is up with Ahri?."
Kai'sa :"She's high."
(Y/N) :"She's what?."
Kai'sa :"Pot is legal here and Ahri wanted to give it a try just once to celebrate a successful business deal."
(Y/N) :"How much did she have?."
Kai'sa :"A lot. Turns out her keen senses amplify its effect. She can easily dispel it and return to her senses but she's choosing not to."
Ahri :"Weeeee. Do you know the muffin man,the muffin man,the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man who lives on Drury lane."
Kai'sa :"Ahri I'm seriously going to flog you if you continue behaving live a brat."
Ahri :"Suck it grand ma."
Kai'sa :"THAT'S IT."
Kai'sa disappears from the screen and I can hear her taking off her belt.'She wouldn't.'
'She definitely would.'
I start hearing some flogging noises in the background and widen my eyes.
Kai'sa :"I TOLD YOU I'M ON IMPORTANT FUCKING CALL YOU STUPID BRAT."
Ahri :"Ow.Hey stop that.Ouch.That hurts.Waaaaaah."
Kai'sa :"Now sit tight or go to bed or something."
Kai'sa returns while I hear Ahri crying like a child in the background and I widen my eyes.
(Y/N) :"Did you just?"
Kai'sa :*sigh*"I did warn her."
(Y/N) :"That's child abuse."
Kai'sa :"Oh please. My foster parents back in Shurima used to beat the crap out of me and my step siblings whenever we fell out of line and as you can see I grew up just fine."
(Y/N) :"Well we live in an era of democracy so beating up a child is not cool."
Kai'sa :"Then democracy ruined human society. No wonder kids today grow up to be rebels."
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Ascend from madness(KDA X male reader)
FanficRecently I have been reading a lot of KDA fanfics after a friend recommended one to me and well I can't find what I'm looking for. I want a wacky story but with emotion so I decided f*** it I'm writing it myself. here is the story : On the surface (...