Ascend from madness(KDA X male reader)

laundry

(Y/N)'s P.O.V

I wake up to Akali sleeping next to me snoring loud as hell and stare at her. Guess she is so comfortable around me that she doesn't need to hide her tomboy personality from me.'She's lucky she's so adorable.'

My fever has gone down a bit so I should atleast be able to spend the day outside my room. I gently get out of bed and head to the kitchen where Sera is cooking and Eve is having a cup of coffee. I sit next to Eve and smile.

(Y/N) :"Morning ladies."

Sera :"Morning Dick."

Eve :"Morning Scum."

(Y/N) :"Still angry about yesterday?."

Eve :"Wow, you're smarter than you look."

(Y/N) :*sigh*"I apologize for being careless."

Eve :"That did not sound sincere at all."

(Y/N) :"That's because it's not."

Sera :"You're unbelievable."

(Y/N) :"Oh I'm sorry but I think ya'll forget the beat down you gave me yesterday."

Eve :*smirk*"Well if you were a good boy and stayed in bed, none of it would have happened."

Sera :"You brought it upon yourself."

(Y/N) :*sigh*"Fine I'm sorry."

Sera :*sigh*"I'm sorry too."

Eve :"Yeah I don't throw around apologies like that."

(Y/N) :"It's fine, I wasn't really expecting much from you."

Eve :*glare*"What's that supposed to mean?."

(Y/N) :"It means you're incapable of being sincere."

Eve :"Maybe if you stop being a whiney little pussy I might reconsider. "

(Y/N) :"Maybe if you stop being a bitch...oh sorry I mean Diva I might grab that offer."

Eve :"It still surprises me how one guy can be both adorable and stupid at the same time."

(Y/N) :"Guess it's the same way as how such a terrible personality is attached to such a beautiful woman."

Sera :"I don't get it. Are you trying to insult each other or flirt."

(Y/N) :*sigh*"Why is it that it's become so difficult for me to hate you?."

Eve :"How should I know. You're the expert on these stupid feelings."

Ahri :*yawn*"Morning girls and guy with shit for brains."

(Y/N) :"Really. You too?."

Ahri sits next to me and pecks my cheek.

Ahri :"I'm joking. I can never be angry at you."

(Y/N) :*sniff*"You really are the best."

Eve :*sigh*"This explains his lack of obedience. Ahri is completely spoiling him."

Ahri :"Aww it almost sounds like you want someone to spoil too."

I turn to Sera who is chopping vegetables and rub my chin.

(Y/N) :"I'm curious. Why is Sera always the one doing the cooking?."

Ahri :"Oh. we each have our own tasks in the band. I'm in charge of the boring stuff, Eve is in charge of designs, Kaisa is in charge of coming up with dance moves and Akali is the scout."

Sera :"Translated to Ahri can only cook fish, Akali's cooking is dangerous and Eve is too lazy."

(Y/N) :"Yeah that makes more sense but why not hire a maid."