Calum: Heyyyyyy pretty
You: Who is this and why are you calling me pretty
You: Are you a stalker
Calum: Nope I'm actually your hot neighbor
You: Self-conceited neighbor*
Calum: It's not being self conceited when you know it's true
Calum: oh wait
You: How did you even get my number seriously I don't even give it out to many people
Calum: Your best friend told me :-)
You: I'm gonna kill her
Calum: but she bought us together!
You: she brought you to me, stranger
Calum: I'm Calum Hood if you don't know
You: I didn't ask
Calum: You are actually really mean gosh
You: I don't really appreciate random neighbors talking to me
Calum: soon to be boyfriend*
You: uhhhh......
Calum: You're cute...like in a shy way cute
You: I'm only shy in real life on text I can cuss you out
Calum: but you won't do it
You: I don't know who the fuck you are so can you leave me the fuck alone you little shit
Calum: wow
You: Yeah I know I'm good
Calum: I'm on your lawn by the way and I'm going to your front porch
You: oh my god
Calum: heh did you hear my knocks
You: I don't even know you
Calum: but I wanna know you :-)
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Texts From •5SOS• (Completed)
Fanfic"Luke: we can be cuddle buddies" "Michael: this convo is pointless" "Ashton: Loud and weird is my specialty!" "Calum: I'm your hot neighbor" -Book 1 of Texting 5SOS-
