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You're on your period and need tampons. He also tries to cheer you up. (Girlfriend)
You: Michael?????
You: Michael where are you??
You: MICHAEL THIS IS A SERIOUS EMERGENCY IF YOU DON'T FUCKING ANSWER I SWEAR
Michael: woah, woah what's wrong???
You: I'm on my thing
Michael: what thing?
You: my fucking period what do you fucking think
Michael: are you lightly salted
You: fuck you
You: can you buy me some tampons please?!
Michael: what? Isn't there some in the bathroom?
Michael: Did you use them all already?
You: NO THEY DISAPPEARED INTO THE AIR AND TOOK A SHIT WHICH CAUSED ALL OF THEM TO VANISH
Michael: well gosh all I did was ask a question...
You: I'm sorry Michael ugh I'm crying now my cramps are hurting me so bad and I can't get comfortable and I feel really moody
Michael: it's okay babe :-) I'll go buy the tampons for you x
You: I love you Mikey
Michael: I love you too babe :-)
You: I'm glad I have someone like you
Michael: I'm even gladder
You: that rhymes with ladder
Michael: OKAY I'm at the store I'll go buy them <3
You: byeeeeee Mikeyyyy
YOU ARE READING
Texts From •5SOS• (Completed)
Fanfic"Luke: we can be cuddle buddies" "Michael: this convo is pointless" "Ashton: Loud and weird is my specialty!" "Calum: I'm your hot neighbor" -Book 1 of Texting 5SOS-
