"Ladder"

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You're on your period and need tampons. He also tries to cheer you up. (Girlfriend)

You: Michael?????

You: Michael where are you??

You: MICHAEL THIS IS A SERIOUS EMERGENCY IF YOU DON'T FUCKING ANSWER I SWEAR

Michael: woah, woah what's wrong???

You: I'm on my thing

Michael: what thing?

You: my fucking period what do you fucking think

Michael: are you lightly salted

You: fuck you

You: can you buy me some tampons please?!

Michael: what? Isn't there some in the bathroom?

Michael: Did you use them all already?

You: NO THEY DISAPPEARED INTO THE AIR AND TOOK A SHIT WHICH CAUSED ALL OF THEM TO VANISH

Michael: well gosh all I did was ask a question...

You: I'm sorry Michael ugh I'm crying now my cramps are hurting me so bad and I can't get comfortable and I feel really moody

Michael: it's okay babe :-) I'll go buy the tampons for you x

You: I love you Mikey

Michael: I love you too babe :-)

You: I'm glad I have someone like you

Michael: I'm even gladder

You: that rhymes with ladder

Michael: OKAY I'm at the store I'll go buy them <3

You: byeeeeee Mikeyyyy

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