Calum: Hi baby :-)
You: hi
Calum: how are you??
You: dying
Calum: what???
You: my cramps are killing me
Calum: do you have the evil woman thing
You: yes yes I do Cal
Calum: well do you need anything?
You: Tampons, chocolate, movies, you
You: oh wait
Calum: are you feeling sexually frustrated or what?
You: kinda
Calum: just wait until you're done and we can have some fun babe ;-)
You: I can always give you a bj while I'm on it
Calum: woah
Calum: that was quick
You: just buy me the tampons pleaseeeeeee
Calum: okay fiiiineeeeee
Calum: you know I'm probably going to end up on a magazine cover with the caption:
Calum: "Is Calum secretly a woman?"
You: the fact that they don't know we're dating makes me laugh
Calum: well I'm buying you chocolate first before I even go in the tampon aisle
You: okay buy me like a whole pack of them please
Calum: no problem baby :-)
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Fanfiction"Luke: we can be cuddle buddies" "Michael: this convo is pointless" "Ashton: Loud and weird is my specialty!" "Calum: I'm your hot neighbor" -Book 1 of Texting 5SOS-