"Snickers"

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You: How did we end up talking in the first place?

Luke: you texted me first that's how

You: I was trying to make this nice

Luke: but it's End Up Here what am I supposed to do?

You: hmmm that's a good answer

Luke: it is?

You: no

Luke: ouch my feelings ouch that hurt

You: I ruin dreams

Luke: I wanted to eat a sandwich this morning

You: but I ate it first

Luke: I cry

You: eat a snickers

Luke: wait why?

You: you're not yourself when you don't eat a snickers

Luke: *eats snickers*

You: better?

Luke: *in Adele's voice* no

You: well fuck

Luke: me

You: Adele stop it

Luke: rolling in the deep

You: that was so deep even Adele couldn't roll in it

Luke: I think I'm still Adele

You: do you have boobs?

Luke: no I don't think so

You: okay if you're not female then you're not Adele

Luke: that's amazing news x

You: why?

Luke: I don't want to have periods

You: fuck you :-(

Luke: I'm still Adele

You: eat a snickers

Luke: I don't feel like it

You: Adele just eat the damn snickers

Luke: you're not supposed to talk to Adele like that

You: well I gotta go Adele

Luke: are you rolling in the deep princess?

You: ew stop Adele

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