You: Hey Calum
You: Calum
You: Calum I'm pregnant
Calum: wHAT
You: I KNEW YOU WERE IGNORING ME
Calum: WHOS THE FATHER
You: I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION I DON'T HAVE A HUMAN INSIDE ME
Calum: You must have had a human inside you to get pregnant
You: I'm not fUCKING pregnant
Calum: you had to have been fucking too
You: why did I even try to get your attention
Calum: because I'm your best friend
You: if only I hadn't bumped into you
Calum: you were pretty mad that I had spilled my coffee on you
You: well I was on mY WAY TO CLASS
You: and it happened to burn really badly
Calum: I'm sorry :'-(
You: well you're my best friend now so
Calum: can I spill my coffee over you again?
You: nO
Calum: then I'm going to spill my coffee on the prettiest girl I see
You: no you can't have any girl best friends other than me
You: I sounded really obnoxious right there I'm sorry
Calum: it's okay :-)
You: this conversation went nowhere
Calum: can I confess something?
You: sure you can tell me anything
Calum: I spilled my coffee over you on purpose to get your attention :-)
You: WOW
You: I WAS LATE TO CLASS YA KNOW
Calum: I'm not the one who got pregnant :-)
You: are we still on that topic
Calum: yeah
You: well okay bye Calum :-)
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Fanfiction"Luke: we can be cuddle buddies" "Michael: this convo is pointless" "Ashton: Loud and weird is my specialty!" "Calum: I'm your hot neighbor" -Book 1 of Texting 5SOS-
