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You do something he didn't want you to do (Daughter)You: hey daaaaad how's the tour??
Michael: it's amazing sweetheart! How are you and your mum doing without the man in the house?
You: well it's actually much cleaner
Michael: that's rude :-(
You: well you know...something very very very weird happened?????
Michael: oh what is it? Is everything okay?
You: I mean, yeah everything is fine but it's not really a big deal
You: haha
You: yeah
Michael: what did you do this tiiimmeeeeeeee
You: well you know how you said it that I absolutely CANNOT respond to hate because I'll get hate and I'll have to use inappropriate words?
Michael: let me guess
Michael: you responded to the hate didn't you
Michael: I'm checking your Twitter
You: no no no it's okay! It's not a big deal!
Michael: REALLY
Michael: THAT IS NOT GOOD LANGUAGE
Michael: Joylovex4: "Michael's wife is such a slut lmao and so is their daughter"
Michael: You: "I'd really love to fucking see you say that to our fucking faces you cock sucker."
You: well I meant a chicken dad
Michael: I'm not going to ground you though
You: why?????? Not saying I want to be grounded but why??
Michael: because you have the same sass as your father :-)
You: LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER YES I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MOTHER AND FATHER FOR MAKING ME BUT I DON'T REALKY WANT TO KNOW THE DETAILS
Michael: let's just say it was fantastic and hot
You: DAD NO BYE
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Texts From •5SOS• (Completed)
Fanfic"Luke: we can be cuddle buddies" "Michael: this convo is pointless" "Ashton: Loud and weird is my specialty!" "Calum: I'm your hot neighbor" -Book 1 of Texting 5SOS-