Texts From •5SOS• (Completed)

"Meow"

**theme**
Pointless conversation 2.0
(Girlfriend)

Michael: hi

Michael: beautiful

Michael: babe

Michael: giraffe

You: What?? The?? Fuck??

Michael: hi giraffe :-)

You: I'm not a giraffe I'm a koala bear

Michael: you're my koala bear

You: never do that again...

Michael: what?

You: I love you but the "you're my-" blah blah is weird lol you don't own me lol

Michael: lol

You: lol

Michael: I'm hungry

You: but you just ate a few hours ago...

Michael: but that was hours ago!!!

You: that was 2 hours ago

Michael: that's actually a long time

You: well go find something in the fridge...

Michael: currently looking in the fridge

Michael: ew healthy stuff

You: that 'ew healthy stuff' is good for your body and mind

Michael: but it doesn't taste good

You: you have a point

Michael: I always have a point

You: not always :-/

Michael: Thanks for bashing me :-(

You: I didn't bash you..?

Michael: I'm too punk rock to eat healthy stuff

You: you're a lil' kitten :-)

Michael: I'm a fucking tiger

You: more like lil' kitten

Michael: meow

You: what

Michael: meow meow

You: Michael stop

Michael: meow meow meow purr

You: I'm going to punch you in the face Michael

Michael: meow you are purrrrfect meow

You: fuck you and your stupid puns

You: bye

Michael: meow

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I'm gonna keep making these pointless convos because they are my favorite amirite

They just remind me of me and my best friend

It's basically how we communicate

3% actual talk

97% stupid

Literally had to count my fingers to check if that was correct okay then

Note to self: Stay in school

:-)